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Paris:  free, or jail?

Paris: free, or jail?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
The judge is not happy and she has been ordered back to court tomorrow morning pronto. She'll be back in jail by 10am to finish her sentence.
good

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Yeah, the LA County Sheriff released her to home confinement without a judges approval because of an "unspecified" medical condition. Ya think she was spazzing out and having a 3 day panic attack?

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That LA county sheriff received 'something' in return.

Yummy.

😛

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Yeah, the LA County Sheriff released her to home confinement without a judges approval because of an "unspecified" medical condition. Ya think she was spazzing out and having a 3 day panic attack?
Apparently she was visited by her psychiatrist every day she was there. If her psychiatrist was worth a damn, he would have told her that a panic attack wouldn't kill her and that's it's called consequences for being a rich dumb ass and I'll see ya when you get out.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Apparently she was visited by her psychiatrist every day she was there. If her psychiatrist was worth a damn, he would have told her that a panic attack wouldn't kill her and that's it's called consequences for being a rich dumb ass and I'll see ya when you get out.
Ahh, I didn't know she saw a shrink every day...yes, I'll wager she was being hysterical, etc., hope they throw her back in this morning. A month of whining and crying will do her good. Let's all have a pity party for Paris.

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Originally posted by slimjim
I hope they put her in a cell with a 500lb unwashed dyke.
ooohhhh ... that's hot!

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I wonder if she might just find herself with an extended sentence:

A motion to have Hilton return to jail was filed by prosecutors just hours after her release. The hearing was scheduled to take place at 9:00 a.m., though Hilton had not arrived at the courthouse by 9:35 a.m. PT.

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Originally posted by jammer
ooohhhh ... that's hot!
Paris Hilton's friends tie a rope round the bars and hitch the end to their limo. Once the bars are down the 500-lb number, having been seduced in the interim by the fathomless vapidity of the celebrity celebrity's mere presence, performs the infamous "thunder thighs"
manoeuvre: Hilton is propelled into freedom like a cannonball.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Paris Hilton's friends tie a rope round the bars and hitch the end to their limo. Once the bars are down the 500-lb number, having been seduced in the interim by the fathomless vapidity of the celebrity celebrity's mere presence, performs the infamous "thunder thighs"
manoeuvre: Hilton is propelled into freedom like a cannonball.
I didn't think it was possible to make lesbianism completely unappealing, but you've done it my friend.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Rosie O'Donnell?
Rosie O'Donell wears underwear with dickholes in 'em. 😵

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PARIS_HILTON?SITE=KYLOU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jesus, God in heaven, it's not like she was going to the chair. This is just too good.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PARIS_HILTON?SITE=KYLOU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jesus, God in heaven, it's not like she was going to the chair. This is just too good.
Lol!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PARIS_HILTON?SITE=KYLOU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jesus, God in heaven, it's not like she was going to the chair. This is just too good.
Thanks for that Rev. K. - it made my afternoon

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It's very interesting how this appalling woman's case has united the desire for social justice of the Left with the visceral misogyny of outlets like Fox News. But let's he honest, it really couldn't happen to a nicer person.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PARIS_HILTON?SITE=KYLOU&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jesus, God in heaven, it's not like she was going to the chair. This is just too good.
Priceless.

How many homeless people out there would love trade places with her and to spend 45 days in a warm dry jail cell with three meals a day? She acts like she's being tortured. Too much.

Paris once said something like "good things happen to me because I'm basically a good person"...hehehe...I wonder what her theory of kharma is now.