Putin is upset with Trump

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https://politics.theonion.com/shocked-vladimir-putin-slowly-realizing-he-didn-t-consp-1833575011

MOSCOW—Saying that he had been “totally blindsided” by the revelations from the recently released findings of the Mueller investigation, a shocked Vladimir Putin reportedly came to the realization Tuesday that he didn’t conspire with Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign after all. “What the hell? I worked so hard on this—if I wasn’t colluding with the Trump campaign, who the hell was I colluding with?” said the dumbfounded Russian president, growing increasingly angry as he scrolled through his email inbox and recounted his numerous efforts at covert communication with individuals who he had thought were high-ranking Trump officials, but now he suspected were bots or anonymous internet trolls. “Man, it seemed so legit. I can’t believe I let myself get conned like this. I spent so much time emailing back and forth with DonaldTrump46@hotmail.com about compromising the democratic voting process, and now it turns out it was all fake? And we spent so much time gathering all that kompromat on the wrong people. Goddammit, I feel like I’ve wasted my life.” At press time, Putin was frantically double-checking that Russia had assisted in propping up a dictator in Syria and not some other country.

So should the Mueller investigation start again or did Trump really con Putin?

@whodey said
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https://politics.theonion.com/shocked-vladimir-putin-slowly-realizing-he-didn-t-consp-1833575011

MOSCOW—Saying that he had been “totally blindsided” by the revelations from the recently released findings of the Mueller investigation, a shocked Vladimir Putin reportedly came to the realization Tuesday that he didn’t conspire with Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign ...[text shortened]... ome other country.

So should the Mueller investigation start again or did Trump really con Putin?

@no1marauder said
You do realize the Onion is satire?

@no1marauder said
You do realize the Onion is satire?

@mott-the-hoople said
you do realize whodey post that as satire dont you?

@whodey said
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https://politics.theonion.com/

@mott-the-hoople said
you do realize whodey post that as satire dont you?

@whodey said
Check the calendar lately? You do realize what day it is, right?

Mwhahahaha!!!


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@no1marauder said
An April Fools joke using an Onion article is about as stupid as believing the article in the first place.

@no1marauder said
An April Fools joke using an Onion article is about as stupid as believing the article in the first place.

@shallow-blue said
No.

Saving throw... missed.