https://politics.theonion.com/shocked-vladimir-putin-slowly-realizing-he-didn-t-consp-1833575011
MOSCOW—Saying that he had been “totally blindsided” by the revelations from the recently released findings of the Mueller investigation, a shocked Vladimir Putin reportedly came to the realization Tuesday that he didn’t conspire with Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign after all. “What the hell? I worked so hard on this—if I wasn’t colluding with the Trump campaign, who the hell was I colluding with?” said the dumbfounded Russian president, growing increasingly angry as he scrolled through his email inbox and recounted his numerous efforts at covert communication with individuals who he had thought were high-ranking Trump officials, but now he suspected were bots or anonymous internet trolls. “Man, it seemed so legit. I can’t believe I let myself get conned like this. I spent so much time emailing back and forth with DonaldTrump46@hotmail.com about compromising the democratic voting process, and now it turns out it was all fake? And we spent so much time gathering all that kompromat on the wrong people. Goddammit, I feel like I’ve wasted my life.” At press time, Putin was frantically double-checking that Russia had assisted in propping up a dictator in Syria and not some other country.
So should the Mueller investigation start again or did Trump really con Putin?
@whodey saidYou do realize the Onion is satire?
https://politics.theonion.com/shocked-vladimir-putin-slowly-realizing-he-didn-t-consp-1833575011
MOSCOW—Saying that he had been “totally blindsided” by the revelations from the recently released findings of the Mueller investigation, a shocked Vladimir Putin reportedly came to the realization Tuesday that he didn’t conspire with Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign ...[text shortened]... ome other country.
So should the Mueller investigation start again or did Trump really con Putin?
@no1marauder saidCheck the calendar lately? You do realize what day it is, right?
You do realize the Onion is satire?
Mwhahahaha!!!
Hook.
Line
Sinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@no1marauder saidyou do realize whodey post that as satire dont you?
You do realize the Onion is satire?
@mott-the-hoople saidShh!
you do realize whodey post that as satire dont you?
I'm not so sure. I think maybe Trump did con Putin like he did those kids at Trump U.
This is serious!!!
@no1marauder saidWhat a sense of humor.
An April Fools joke using an Onion article is about as stupid as believing the article in the first place.
I bet you got beat up every day after school.
@no1marauder saidsucker 😆
An April Fools joke using an Onion article is about as stupid as believing the article in the first place.