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Redrawing the map in the middle east

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Do you think that the Palestinians might feel better about Israel if they were offered some of the land Israel now has but must allow Israel to expand west? I suspect part of their complaint might be that so much prime coastal real estate is denied them.

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Depends if you ask the ones who want Israelis to live in the bottom
of the sea or the ones who want them simply to be 6 feet under.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do you think that the Palestinians might feel better about Israel if they were offered some of the land Israel now has but must allow Israel to expand west? I suspect part of their complaint might be that so much prime coastal real estate is denied them.
In chimp camp when we fought the leaders would place us in groups where
we had to pick each other's fleas. While doing this it was impossible not to
get into conversations, though we were specifically forbidden to talk about
the very things that had us fighting in the first place. What happened was
that we soon realised how ridiculous we've been for fighting like that over
trivialities when we're all so much alike, really.

So, my advice to the israelis and the palestinians is to sit down and have a
good fleapicking. It will solve everything because afterwards they'll feel so
close they even want to share their "properties". 😏

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Originally posted by stocken
In chimp camp when we fought the leaders would place us in groups where
we had to pick each other's fleas. While doing this it was impossible not to
get into conversations, though we were specifically forbidden to talk about
the very things that had us fighting in the first place. What happened was
that we soon realised how ridiculous we've been for ...[text shortened]... e afterwards they'll feel so
close they even want to share their "properties". 😏
No wonder I have no friends. Hooves aren't good at picking fleas.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Depends if you ask the ones who want Israelis to live in the bottom
of the sea or the ones who want them simply to be 6 feet under.
*giggle*

That's a good one!

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Originally posted by stocken

So, my advice to the israelis and the palestinians is to sit down and have a
good fleapicking.
I think the problem here is that everyones been pickin, but not fleas. They've been nit picking instead. Now if someone could invent an anti nit cream and market it much like they market zit cream, we'll have a zitless nitless bunch of pickers that could probably with all the groundswell of love and random pickin that would occur, start a bluegrass revival band.

BTW if anyone wants me I'll be rehearsing on my Zither.

PS> Dont ask. I just always wanted to say that.

PPss Love your new Avatar. If you look quickly it looks just like the default, "no I have'nt got an avatar and yes I don't really care if you don't discover something interesting about my personality by me not having one" grey blank avatar space.

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Originally posted by kmax87
BTW if anyone wants me I'll be rehearsing on my Zither.
Can I play along with my kantele?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do you think that the Palestinians might feel better about Israel if they were offered some of the land Israel now has but must allow Israel to expand west? I suspect part of their complaint might be that so much prime coastal real estate is denied them.
Maybe some of the Joooooo haters on this board can see what their copy of "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" says about this and tell us what they think about this possibility.

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Originally posted by Merk
Maybe some of the Joooooo haters on this board can see what their copy of "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" says about this and tell us what they think about this possibility.
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