Originally posted by royalchicken
If this were a debate about American foreign policy, I'd be a cluster bomb. If this were a debate about the existence of god, I'd be the lack of fallen angels in the fossil record. If this were a debate about euthanasia, I'd be Michael Schiavo. Whatever I do and say is merely evidence for or against the claim, and the debate contestants would do well ...[text shortened]... n), my words are but material for Freddie and Xanthos to consider should they enter the ring.
It occurs to me that Freddie and Xanthos would be bad choices, since they are both undeniably retarded. Perhaps we could have them as seconds, but we'd need someone with a modicum of coherency/sense to lead for each side.
