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RHP Personality Deficiencies: A Case Study

RHP Personality Deficiencies: A Case Study

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Who would like to contest the title of RHP Dictator of Debates (distinct from the title held by Dr S)?

The Official Guttersnipe-Forum Endorsed subject is:

"Resolved that royalchicken is more of a tw@t than Starrman."

Who wants the affirmative side? Who wants the negative side? Who wants to be a pedant and point out that this is a badly-phrased topic, since the issue of whether or not Starrman is a bigger tw@t than RC needn't be raised? Who wants to judge?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Who would like to contest the title of RHP Dictator of Debates (distinct from the title held by Dr S)?

The Official Guttersnipe-Forum Endorsed subject is:

"Resolved that royalchicken is more of a tw@t than Starrman."

Who wants the affirmative side? Who wants the negative side? Who wants to be a pedant and point out that this is a badly-phrase ...[text shortened]... e of whether or not Starrman is a bigger tw@t than RC needn't be raised? Who wants to judge?
Do we both get to choose the judges? 2 each perhaps, then the judges elect an independant between them.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Who would like to contest the title of RHP Dictator of Debates (distinct from the title held by Dr S)?

The Official Guttersnipe-Forum Endorsed subject is:

"Resolved that royalchicken is more of a tw@t than Starrman."

Who wants the affirmative side? Who wants the negative side? Who wants to be a pedant and point out that this is a badly-phrase ...[text shortened]... e of whether or not Starrman is a bigger tw@t than RC needn't be raised? Who wants to judge?
I want to be the pedant. As a pedant, I will not only point out how meaningless the discussion is, but I will also point out any spelling mistakes.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Do we both get to choose the judges? 2 each perhaps, then the judges elect an independant between them.
independent

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Originally posted by Starrman
Do we both get to choose the judges? 2 each perhaps, then the judges elect an independant between them.
Ok, I choose Palynka and slimjim for my judges. I'd like to see Freddie and Xanthos as contestents.

Noodles is a brave and bold pedant.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Ok, I choose Palynka and slimjim for my judges. I'd like to see Freddie and Xanthos as contest[b]ents.

Noodles is a brave and bold pedant.[/b]
I choose red night and arrakis then.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I choose red night and arrakis then.
I'll PM all parties.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I choose red night and arrakis then.
I would like to point out that Red Night is a spamming-flaming-trolling robot who is only able to spit out the same phrases over and over again, so his judgement cannot be trusted.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I would like to point out that Red Night is a spamming-flaming-trolling robot who is only able to spit out the same phrases over and over again, so his judgement cannot be trusted.
I would like to point out that I just PMed xym.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
I would like to point out that I just PMed xym.
This is going to be completely meaningless. But you get a bonus point for using "xym".

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Originally posted by Nordlys
This is going to be completely meaningless. But you get a bonus point for using "xym".
I'm glad to see you're sticking to your directives.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
This is going to be completely meaningless. But you get a bonus point for using "xym".
I'm concerned that you're awarding points to those of us who are not contestants. In fact, I question your impartiality as a pedant, since you're discussing the quality of the subject matter; less pedantic people than yourself might confuse having bonus points with not being a tw@t.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
I'm concerned that you're awarding points to those of us who are not contestants. In fact, I question your impartiality as a pedant, since you're discussing the quality of the subject matter; less pedantic people than yourself might confuse having bonus points with not being a tw@t.
You are not supposed to be the pedant. Stick to your role.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You are not supposed to be the pedant. Stick to your role.
If this were a debate about American foreign policy, I'd be a cluster bomb. If this were a debate about the existence of god, I'd be the lack of fallen angels in the fossil record. If this were a debate about euthanasia, I'd be Michael Schiavo. Whatever I do and say is merely evidence for or against the claim, and the debate contestants would do well to read my posts in this thread. Even when I state the truth (that I outtw@t Starrman), my words are but material for Freddie and Xanthos to consider should they enter the ring.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I choose red night and arrakis then.
Why would you choose me as a judge?