The jury counts are in and Eladar’s mad fixation with Corona being nothing more than a common flu have clin... oh wait! Breaking news!!!
It seems there have been counting irregularities. A report published in the spirituality forum confirms Russian meddling in the final count. And Metal
Brain has demanded a recount!
And worse, an RHBI (secret chess police) have released a document revealing a secret peadophile ring, well known for eating children in pizza hut cellars have conspired with the Chinese to have Eladar abducted by aliens and taken to Moonbase Alfa.
Seemingly trump’s Space Force is being hastened, so they can fly to the moon to save Eladar from deep anal space probing.
Oh dear.
What a muddle.
Hopefully next year’s RHP person of the year will be less eventful!
I hope Eladar’s arse is safe!
@shavixmir
Please note: aluminium foil categorically does not offer protection. Only genuine tin foil interrupts telepathic mind-control waves emanating from the lizard people.
@shavixmir saidThoroughly deserving winner especially given that he only spent two thirds of the year with us, can you imagine what he would’ve achieved if he had stayed for the whole year.
The jury counts are in and Eladar’s mad fixation with Corona being nothing more than a common flu have clin... oh wait! Breaking news!!!
It seems there have been counting irregularities. A report published in the spirituality forum confirms Russian meddling in the final count. And Metal
Brain has demanded a recount!
And worse, an RHBI (secret chess police) have relea ...[text shortened]... Hopefully next year’s RHP person of the year will be less eventful!
I hope Eladar’s arse is safe!
I’m sure his arse is exactly where it needs to be.
@shavixmir saidPlease. It's now officially The Space Force Guardians that will soon rescue any and all patriotic Americans kidnapped by hostile aliens.
The jury counts are in and Eladar’s mad fixation with Corona being nothing more than a common flu have clin... oh wait! Breaking news!!!
It seems there have been counting irregularities. A report published in the spirituality forum confirms Russian meddling in the final count. And Metal
Brain has demanded a recount!
And worse, an RHBI (secret chess police) have relea ...[text shortened]... Hopefully next year’s RHP person of the year will be less eventful!
I hope Eladar’s arse is safe!