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We all know that there's no such thing as Santa Claus, right?

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
We all know that there's no such thing as Santa Claus, right?
what, like the the dyslexic gay zealot who commanded:
"GET THEE BEHIND ME SANTA"
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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
We all know that there's no such thing as Santa Claus, right?
I doubt it, there are planty of morons on this site who beleive in God.
They are certainly stupid enough to believe in Santa too.

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Originally posted by howardgee
I doubt it, there are planty of morons on this site who beleive in God.
They are certainly stupid enough to believe in Santa too.
What is the Christian God but another Santa?

Some parallels:

Santa's Good and Naughty lists = God's Heaven and Hell and Purgatory lists

Santa = God

Christmas carols = Bach religious chorales

Presents = absolution

etc. etc. etc.

And that is why so many people still believe in God.

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Originally posted by scherzo
What is the Christian God but another Santa?

Some parallels:

Santa's Good and Naughty lists = God's Heaven and Hell and Purgatory lists

Santa = God

Christmas carols = Bach religious chorales

Presents = absolution

etc. etc. etc.

And that is why so many people still believe in God.
I don't believe there is anything wrong with the values of Santa

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Originally posted by joe shmo
I don't believe there is anything wrong with the values of Santa
I didn't say that. I just said he isn't real.

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Santa is atnaS spelled backward. Beware!

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Originally posted by howardgee
I doubt it, there are planty of morons on this site who beleive in God.
They are certainly stupid enough to believe in Santa too.
It's not peoples belief in God that is stupid, it's their belief that
they're right.

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Originally posted by howardgee
I doubt it, there are planty of morons on this site who beleive in God.
They are certainly stupid enough to believe in Santa too.
I don't believe in God either, but let's not be a jerk about it.

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It doesn't speak well for atheism when some of them (like a couple on this thread) go straight for the ad hominem attack.

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He won't be brining you lot no presents if you don't believe in him

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Originally posted by mrstabby
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He won't be brining you lot no presents if you don't believe in him
Triple negative.
That's still a negative, right?
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Originally posted by mrstabby
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He won't be brining you lot no presents if you don't believe in him
speak english

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
speak english
I have a tendency to talk like a welsh farmer when drunk. It's that DNA thing, see?

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
I don't believe in God either, but let's not be a jerk about it.
Howie doesn't know how too be anything other than a world class A-hole.