Here is a story that went largely unnoticed because much more important issues like Russia invading Ukraine was happening, but it should still be brought up:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blasts-wordle-for-using-such-long-words
Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
“Wordle uses words that are way too long for everyday Americans like me to guess”
Wordle uses words that are only 5 letters long for its puzzles. "Way too long" for Sarah Palin.
I just played today's Wordle, guessed it in five tries. You know what today's word is? "Goose".
Sarah Palin is currently running for Congress and leads in the polls:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/04/11/sarah-palin-leads-alaska-congressional-primary-poll-finds-even-though-51-of-voters-dont-like-her/?sh=7a597f9b4c8f
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@vivify saidJohn McCain lamented, to his final day,
Here is a story that went largely unnoticed because much more important issues like Russia invading Ukraine was happening, but it should still be brought up:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blasts-wordle-for-using-such-long-words
[quote]Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
“Wordle uses words that are way too long for everyday Amer ...[text shortened]... eads-alaska-congressional-primary-poll-finds-even-though-51-of-voters-dont-like-her/?sh=7a597f9b4c8f
that putting her on his Presidential ticket,
was the 'worst political move of his career.'
@vivify saidIt's not a story it's satire, it's not babylon bee level satire but the NYer is trying. The satire was not helped by vivify trying to secondhand it with her own headline, kinda ruined it actually.
Here is a story that went largely unnoticed because much more important issues like Russia invading Ukraine was happening, but it should still be brought up:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blasts-wordle-for-using-such-long-words
[quote]Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words
“Wordle uses words that are way too long for everyday Amer ...[text shortened]... eads-alaska-congressional-primary-poll-finds-even-though-51-of-voters-dont-like-her/?sh=7a597f9b4c8f
Alternate thread title:
Vivify reminds us she's dumb
@wajoma saidI think the truth of it is, she is so dumb people expect it to be true.
It's not a story it's satire, it's not babylon bee level satire but the NYer is trying. The satire was not helped by vivify trying to secondhand it with her own headline, kinda ruined it actually.
Alternate thread title:
Vivify reminds us she's dumb
Just listening to her, one can be forgiven thinking she’s mentally unsound.
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@shavixmir saidWord. This is an article from the Guardian and is not satire:
I think the truth of it is, she is so dumb people expect it to be true.
Just listening to her, one can be forgiven thinking she’s mentally unsound.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/nov/08/sarahpalin-republicans-rushlimbaugh
"she couldn't name the three countries in the North America Free Trade Agreement".
So sue me for believing the title of the article.
@earl-of-trumps saidMaybe you should wait for some actual votes to be cast before you keep making this claim.
@vivify - Sarah Palin is currently running for Congress and leads in the polls:
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And this is just a reminder that 2022 is a Republican year 😍 😉
Remember, you don't believe in polls.
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@shavixmir saidYeah, but PALIN can 'see RUSSIA from her kitchen window.'
I think the truth of it is, she is so dumb people expect it to be true.
Just listening to her, one can be forgiven thinking she’s mentally unsound.
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@earl-of-trumps saidWell, my astute friend,
Which puts political correction under the spotlight again.
Do you think that Biden is pleased with Harris?
he won with Harris, didn't he..
McCain DID NOT WIN W/ PALIN.....hello?
@earl-of-trumps saidAnd the lies flow like water.
@vivify - Sarah Palin is currently running for Congress and leads in the polls:
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And this is just a reminder that 2022 is a Republican year 😍 😉
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@shavixmir saidThat's embarassing, rather than letting it go shag doody came to the aid of his gf vivify.
I think the truth of it is, she is so dumb people expect it to be true.
Just listening to her, one can be forgiven thinking she’s mentally unsound.
Revision 2 thread title:
Vivify reminds us she's dumb, and Shag Doody for Brains joins the Party
@vivify saidYou made an ijit of yourself and you'd like to keep that alive as much as possible.
Word. This is an article from the Guardian and is not satire:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/nov/08/sarahpalin-republicans-rushlimbaugh
"she couldn't name the three countries in the North America Free Trade Agreement".
So sue me for believing the title of the article.
1/ 14 year old article
2/ behind a pay wall
3/ from the guardian
This is no gotcha moment. If the question was name 3 countries in North America you may have had a point. But the question (from the headline, because that's all we operate on around here)
"...name the three countries in the North America Free Trade Agreement." I'd be cautious about simply naming the three countries in North America. Two different questions isn't it. This is triply embarassing for vivify because this caution by Palin is nothing compared to Bidens almost daily drooling verbal senile stuttering diarrhea.
The word satire and satirical appears four times at the link, the word humor is in the url, borowitz the author is described as a comedian, yet vivify is intent on riding her own dumbness til the horse is completely dead. And the eye searing irony of it, vivify is calling someone else dumb. I'm definitely here for the laughs, vivify is here to be laughed at.