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@vivify said
Here is a story that went largely unnoticed because much more important issues like Russia invading Ukraine was happening, but it should still be brought up:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blasts-wordle-for-using-such-long-words

[quote]Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words

“Wordle uses words that are way too long for everyday Amer ...[text shortened]... eads-alaska-congressional-primary-poll-finds-even-though-51-of-voters-dont-like-her/?sh=7a597f9b4c8f
Five tries is a rather poor performance for Wordle. I played it for a couple of months. My worst ever was 5 tries, which I did on maybe 3 or 4 occasions. I got bored with it because, basically, 3 is a good day and 4 is a bad day and that's about it.

Anyway, while anyone can get suckered into believe a satire article is real (https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-jun-07-fg-whoops7-story.html), that story was silly enough that frankly, it should have been looked more carefully. Palin may be on the duller side, but she ain't THAT stupid.


Off topic, but might belong here for no reason. A review of an advert advising bottom food for pride month.



Please, please, on my knees I implore you, the ad is satire right?

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@sh76 said
Palin may be on the duller side, but she ain't THAT stupid.
When Katie Couric asked what specifically she reads to stay informed on political issues: "Um...all of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me all these years."

Are you sure?


@vivify said
When Katie Couric asked what specifically she reads to stay informed on political issues: "Um...all of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me all these years."

Are you sure?
Vivify, let's keep the testament to idiocy going. You linked to a 12 year old guardian article, let's see how the guardian is faring. Guardian headline from around that period:

"Arctic expert predicts final collapse of sea ice within four years" - The Guardian, 2012


@Earl-of-Trumps
Which is to say you get what you paid for.

Palin thought she could see Russia from the shores of Alaska.

Not the brightest bulb in the tree.


@sonhouse
The controllers WANT their politicians dumb, then they don't know enough to realize they are being controlled.


@sh76 said
Five tries is a rather poor performance for Wordle. I played it for a couple of months. My worst ever was 5 tries, which I did on maybe 3 or 4 occasions. I got bored with it because, basically, 3 is a good day and 4 is a bad day and that's about it.
So, you're about average at it for a non-native speaker. (I.E., you're neither better nor worse than I, a somewhat more than middle-aged Dutchman, am - you pathetic, more or less illiterate, Southern-fried slob.)

Now try Worldle. My median is 2, and my mode is 1. Did you recognise Mali?


@wajoma said
Vivify, let's keep the testament to idiocy going. You linked to a 12 year old guardian article, let's see how the guardian is faring. Guardian headline from around that period:

"Arctic expert predicts final collapse of sea ice within four years" - The Guardian, 2012
Hey, genius, is there any sea ice in the arctic?


@suzianne said
Hey, genius, is there any sea ice in the arctic?
Yes.

Vivify will be pleasantly reassured her dumb thread is still attracting dummies

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@wajoma said
Yes.
This shows the trend the author was talking about did not continue. The summer sea ice extent in 2012 was the lowest ever recorded. If the trend had continued it was very likely that collapse (summer sea ice extent dropping to zero) would occur within four years. That it didn't merely shows the trend did not continue apace. It is still low compared to the standard measure of 1981-2000 which is what summer sea ice extent is still compared against even today, but summer sea ice extent has not revisited the 2012 minimum since then.


@suzianne said
This shows the trend the author was talking about did not continue. The summer sea ice extent in 2012 was the lowest ever recorded. If the trend had continued it was very likely that collapse (summer sea ice extent dropping to zero) would occur within four years. That it didn't merely shows the trend did not continue apace. It is still low compared to the standard measur ...[text shortened]... ompared against even today, but summer sea ice extent has not revisited the 2012 minimum since then.
And the thing about baiting dummies is they're so dumb they have to double down on their dumbness

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@jimm619 said
Yeah, but PALIN can 'see RUSSIA from her kitchen window.'
I couldn't care less about Palin but given what we've seen in this thread I'm inclined to doubt this one too. It's hyperbole along the line of the Russians are so close we can smell the borscht on their breath, and it's not Palin that is dumb it's you.

I don't think it was bait, it wasn't a troll, she genuinely didn't think anyone would take it literally, as Borowitz didn't believe anyone would take his satirical "Palin Blasts Wordle for Using Such Long Words" literally.

But in both cases people laughing and pointing at how dumb someone else is have actually exposed themselves as being the dumbest of them all...

...jim & vivify (and later joined by Ms Arctic Sea Ice)

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@wajoma said
I couldn't care less about Palin but given what we've seen in this thread I'm inclined to doubt this one too. It's hyperbole along the line of the Russians are so close we can smell the borscht on their breath, and it's not Palin that is dumb it's you.

I don't think it was bait, it wasn't a troll, she genuinely didn't think anyone would take it literally, as Borowitz didn' ...[text shortened]... elves as being the dumbest of them all...

...jim & vivify (and later joined by Ms Arctic Sea Ice)
I didn't read the article, I said saw the headline: dumbass says something dumb.

It's whatever, though. For years on this forum you've been a punching bag getting kicked around by facts and logic. This is your one, and likely only shining moment of glory where you get taste what it's like to get a win. How does it feel? Are you exhilarated?

Take it all in before going before rejoining Av Joe on the team of dunces getting shot down by facts. Reminisce about the day you were right about something and give Av a dream: if you did it, maybe his day will come too.

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@wajoma said
I couldn't care less about Palin but given what we've seen in this thread I'm inclined to doubt this one too. It's hyperbole along the line of the Russians are so close we can smell the borscht on their breath, and it's not Palin that is dumb it's you.

I don't think it was bait, it wasn't a troll, she genuinely didn't think anyone would take it literally, as Borowitz didn' ...[text shortened]... elves as being the dumbest of them all...

...jim & vivify (and later joined by Ms Arctic Sea Ice)
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Whatever it takes not to be offended.

She's stupid, you're stupid, most conservatives are stupid.

Enjoy, snowflake.


@suzianne said
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Whatever it takes not to be offended.

She's stupid, you're stupid, most conservatives are stupid.

Enjoy, snowflake.
Ms Arctic Sea Ice, returns for another round of dumb.

I have never been offended by anything anyone has posted here, shag doody made anal incest jokes about my dear old Dad that died of leukemia, no offence was taken, just a sense of dull aching pity for shag.

...and you too.

Never alerted a post but had a good few taken down. shag doody makes the same big gun/small dick joke over and over I tell it once my post is alerted and removed.