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Self-abuse is a sin

Self-abuse is a sin

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Originally posted by Jigtie
I swear there are some mighty sensitive people in this place. Seriously. I
didn't use any word that'a usually considered offensive. I wonder how
these people go to the doctor:

"Uh, so I have a... well, it's my... uhm..."
"Yes?"
"Well, see... I can't say the word... but it's uh..."
"[censored]?"
"Don't use that word!"
"Why? It's a very cute and har sive to anyone."
"I will have you BANNED for saying that!!!"
"😕"
A lady once went to her doctor. He asked her "What seems to be the problem, mylady?" She answered shyly "My big toes." "Yes, what about them?" "They itch!" "Both of them?" "No, right between them." 😞

I hate when mothers refer to their daughters [cencored] by "down there". It actually has a name!

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
I think you have misinterpreted Mr. Onan and his sin. See, Onan wasn't punished for "self-abuse"; he was punished for spitting his seed upon the ground rather than into the female beside him at the time.
And not any woman she was, but his brothers wife. Who want s*x with her? Mr Onan didn't want to do so so he 'spat his seed' elsewere. And god became angry.

Oh dear. The eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt spit your seed where it belongs, or else..."

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good point.

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Originally posted by Nemesio
Then you are not (Roman) Catholic. Roman Catholics are not permitted to
decide for themselves that which is and is not a sin. The Church is the
authoritative arbiter of sin for its faithful. If you claim to reject a definitive
teaching of the Church, then you are in fact not a (Roman) Catholic as you
claim. It's not for you to define what constitutes a member of the Church,
but them.

Nemesio
Im roman catholic.

However, I don't think combatcarabit knows what sin really is.

And regardless of what the church says, I don't think I'll go to hell for masturbating.

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It's interesting that me and Scriabin, two of the biggest w**k*rs on this Forum, have had little or nothing to say about this topic.

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Originally posted by FMF
It's interesting that me and Scriabin, two of the biggest w**k*rs on this Forum, have had little or nothing to say about this topic.
why don't you join in? this thread can't get any more ridiculous anyway.

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Originally posted by generalissimo
why don't you join in? this thread can't get any more ridiculous anyway.
No. No. I'll let the bigger w**k*r go first.

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Originally posted by FMF
No. No. I'll let the bigger w**k*r go first.
What's w**k*r an obscurity for?

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Originally posted by FMF
No. No. I'll let the bigger w**k*r go first.
a very gentle comment there...

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Originally posted by Jigtie
What's w**k*r an obscurity for?
*an*e*

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I wonder if combatcarbitt ever masturbated.

If he hasn't for being afraid of being sent to hell, I think he must be a very sad little man...

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It doesn't really matter if I masturbate or not, according to this website, God hates me anyways:

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/netherlands/filthymanneroflife.html

(profanity warning)