Sex is causing global warming

http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article851637

Apparently, Copenhagen Council Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent post cards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates not to seek out prostitutes. The only conclusion I can come up with is that global warming is indeed caused by getting down and dirty. To fight back, however, the prostitutes are offering free sex to anyone that has in their possession one of these post cards. You know, its kinda like cash for clunkers only...well....you get the idea. I can only hope that to fight back they also don't use any birth control and give birth to carbon producing parasites that are destroying the globe!!

Originally posted by whodey
http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article851637

Apparently, Copenhagen Council Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent post cards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates not to seek out prostitutes. The only conclusion I can come up with is that global warming is indeed caused by getting down and dirty. To fight back, however, the prostit ...[text shortened]... any birth control and give birth to carbon producing parasites that are destroying the globe!!

Originally posted by FMF
Stillborn humour, I'm afraid. Problem being, even when you are serious, whatever ludicrous contorted strawman that comes after "The only conclusion I can come up with..." in your posts, is usually laughable.

Originally posted by whodey
Why do you hurt me so?

Originally posted by FMF
DRAMATIC RECONSTRUCTION:

[b]whodey: Why is [such and such]? [e.g. "Why do you hurt me so?"] The only conclusion I can come up with is [insert absurd theory here]. [insert analysis of absurd theory here]. [accuse other poster of being responsible for such and such].

other poster: What on Earth are you on about? I [said/did/implied] nothing of the sort.

whodey: Why don't you address my point instead of calling me a liar?[/b]

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