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Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
Beaches look hot with shark net stockings on.
Meeee Yoooowww.

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect our beaches from the dolphins?

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
That would have to be a very large and very fine net to protect the
beaches and it would feel funny when you put a blanket on it.
OH, you mean protect the people from SHARKS. Ah, got it a bit off
there, eh...

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
Nah. Persuade people to use wave pools instead. They're getting dumber...pretty soon they won't be able to tell the difference.

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
How would a shark kick sand in the face of a beach, and why would the beach mind much?

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
Why not just put the sharks into large condoms?

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Should we be allowed to use rioting mobs to protect beaches from Lebs?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Should we be allowed to use rioting mobs to protect beaches from Lebs?
Who exactly are the sharks again?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who exactly are the sharks again?
Ah, the wit is positively flowing here.😉

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, the wit is positively flowing here.
Jest a trickle...summer drought, water restrictions...

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Originally posted by timebombted
Should we be allowed to use shark nets to protect beaches?
No. Very few people get attacked and they're in the sharks' territory. The sharks suffer and other marine life suffer. Should the government be allowed to collect taxes from cigarettes, alcohol and gaming machines ?

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Originally posted by STANG
No. Very few people get attacked and they're in the sharks' territory. The sharks suffer and other marine life suffer. Should the government be allowed to collect taxes from cigarettes, alcohol and gaming machines ?
so why not arm the swimmers with machine guns??
Sell the shark meat at a profit
then smoke and drink till we puke?

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Originally posted by STANG
No. Very few people get attacked and they're in the sharks' territory. The sharks suffer and other marine life suffer. Should the government be allowed to collect taxes from cigarettes, alcohol and gaming machines ?
STANG: master of tying unrelated issues with one unifying piece of organically-harvested string. Said string was the product of underpriviledged child laborers in the impoverished city of Pedro Juan Caballero, Paraguay, whose city's other main industry--- after male prostitution for visiting Republican dignitaries--- is making tokens for gaming machines, at slave-labor wages.
To top it all off, because the capitalist swine who run the factories refuse to make taller production tables, the children are forced to smoke cigarettes to keep their height artificially low. All because of George Bush. Makes them drunks, too, according to reliable sources.

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Originally posted by STANG
No. Very few people get attacked and they're in the sharks' territory. The sharks suffer and other marine life suffer. Should the government be allowed to collect taxes from cigarettes, alcohol and gaming machines ?
If you're from where you say...
your beaches have um!

Are you saying there are acceptable losses of human life here?