Originally posted by der schwarze RitterI'm short, I want a government program that will give me money for the rest of my life, twice what I'm being paid now. And I want special rights.. lots of special rights. And I don't want to be called short... thats 'hate speech' . I want to be called ummm vertically challenged.
How then can the government do enough to make short people not feel the pain associated with their shortness?
And I want to spend the winter in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House
That about covers it 😀