Should Jlilly be shot out of cannon?

Originally posted by montgomeryj78
Perhaps if you were to apply your genius to chess it might improve your rating beyond the distinctly mediocre?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Your cutting and witty insult has wounded me deeply. Loser.

I could give a crap about my Chess rating.

My rating is even lower than HOH, but i'm twice the genius. See how it works? Now, get back to your data bases.

GRANNY.

Cannon? Too phallic. Perhaps an enormous carnivorous plant instead?

Originally posted by montgomeryj78
Evidently.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Internet Chess is sort of like masturbation without the pay off. I bet you make machine gun noises when you checkmate some chump without your wicked mad Chessly skills.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is, in my opinion the only suitable end to the circus stang has put on for us.

Discuss.

Originally posted by jlilly
More like he altered the sounds in fritz to make machine gun noises at checkmate.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Internet Chess is sort of like masturbation without the pay off. I bet you make machine gun noises when you checkmate some chump without your wicked mad Chessly skills.

Originally posted by montgomeryj78
You spound as if you are off your rocker!

Originally posted by montgomeryj78
You either have your tongue in your cheek or you are easily fooled: I am not sure which.

Originally posted by Wheely
He´s the sanest poster in these forum by miles.

Originally posted by montgomeryj78
Oh? I thought you claimed that honour. You make a fine pair though.

Should Jlily be shot in the can? How about the cans?