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When sliced bread wae invented what was it the greatest thing since?

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Originally posted by ianpickering
When sliced bread wae invented what was it the greatest thing since?
You of course mean besides Red Hot Pawn, right?

I would have to say... the really hard cold butter squares they serve with soft bread.

Mike

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Originally posted by rapalla7
You of course mean besides Red Hot Pawn, right?

I would have to say... the really hard cold butter squares they serve with soft bread.

Mike
No sliced bread in Russia ... please help American comrade!

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Originally posted by ianpickering
When sliced bread wae invented what was it the greatest thing since?
The knife??😕

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This riddle has obviously been dreamed up by Wonder's corporate propoagandists to blind us all to the truth. Sliced bread goes stale faster you unquestioning fools! It's a conspiracy man, one big #@&$* conspiracy.

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Originally posted by Skorj
This riddle has obviously been dreamed up by Wonder's corporate propoagandists to blind us all to the truth. Sliced bread goes stale faster you unquestioning fools! It's a conspiracy man, one big #@&$* conspiracy.
There's a solution for stale bread. Toast!

I suppose that leads me at the conclusion that the next best invention was the sliced bread pop-up toaster...

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The wheel?

-Ray.

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Originally posted by DreamlaX
There's a solution for stale bread. Toast!
Shhhh, don't let the Wonder people hear you. If it starts to get out that we don't need bread with stuff like sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate or acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono and diglycerides in it... well... you know... things happen to people.

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Originally posted by Skorj
Shhhh, don't let the Wonder people hear you. If it starts to get out that we don't need bread with stuff like sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate or acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono and diglycerides in it... well... you know... things happen to people.
Crap! Too late to edit my original post! Looks like society will collapse under the discovery of stale toast.

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Originally posted by ianpickering
When sliced bread wae invented what was it the greatest thing since?
Sliced bread the greatest invention? Since when?

The three greatest inventions of the twentieth century for me was the TV remote contol, home brew in a tin, and chess on the internet.