10 Jul 04
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Originally posted by SkorjThere's a solution for stale bread. Toast!
This riddle has obviously been dreamed up by Wonder's corporate propoagandists to blind us all to the truth. Sliced bread goes stale faster you unquestioning fools! It's a conspiracy man, one big #@&$* conspiracy.
I suppose that leads me at the conclusion that the next best invention was the sliced bread pop-up toaster...
10 Jul 04
Originally posted by DreamlaXShhhh, don't let the Wonder people hear you. If it starts to get out that we don't need bread with stuff like sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate or acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono and diglycerides in it... well... you know... things happen to people.
There's a solution for stale bread. Toast!
11 Jul 04
Originally posted by SkorjCrap! Too late to edit my original post! Looks like society will collapse under the discovery of stale toast.
Shhhh, don't let the Wonder people hear you. If it starts to get out that we don't need bread with stuff like sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate or acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono and diglycerides in it... well... you know... things happen to people.
11 Jul 04
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Originally posted by ianpickeringSliced bread the greatest invention? Since when?
When sliced bread wae invented what was it the greatest thing since?
The three greatest inventions of the twentieth century for me was the TV remote contol, home brew in a tin, and chess on the internet.