SO here it is, a tentative toe in the pool…an embarrassed peak at a pubesant boys first porn mag. From here, It should all be plain sailing, brother! What an almighty mole hill has been scaled, we’re on easy street from here on in. Feel the love!
So many things to say and so few fingers to express, feel blessed…brother…cos this isn’t gonna be an easy ride. Fasten you’re seat belts and bring your toothbrush cos this ve-hi-cle is well and truly in a mobilised state of emergency and screeching into it’s first turn.
And so yes, all dramatic beginnings come to short conclusions. (I really hope you have fastened your seatbelts…this is your last warning!!!)
Ok…so I’ll come clean. Half a bottle of rum on ice and a head full of XTC can do strange things to a mans ambitions. Let’s face it, there have been some seriously successful dope fiends over the years, but I am definitely not one of them and neither are most of my friends. Let’s dispel a few myths here, for the kids (sic) “so they can learn from my considerable experience…and thus…avoid similar parking tickets”.
Funk that! What do you think I am?? Some kind of Jehovas witness (no offense…ok yes I do mean offense, and probably always will….)
It’s a bloody good thing I have no one to report to on this thing, no chief…as it were. I’ve had a life time of Chiefs, big and little, and they all have one thing in common, they’re always senior to me in “it” and it grinds my gears. Well the worm has finally turned, God damn it!! This is MY jig and I’m casting out an extra sail into this storm cos I funking well can, and be damned with the lot of them!!
There is a certain amount of unease in the air today, and whether or not this is universal or simply “personal”, is neither here nor there for OUR purposes. No sirey! No captain, no destination, if we meet destitution, then we probably got what was coming to us anyway, so buckle up (this is probably not your last warning, there will be hi visibility signs with glow in the dark displays…HIGHLY visible…at junctions where you might like to exit…this is not a ride for the light hearted!!!)
No, scrap that! This is definitely a ride for the light hearted!! This ship is bound for easy street brother…and never forget that!
Ahh easy street, if there is such a place in the World let it for ever be kept a secret (from me and everyone else) cos lets face it, by the time either one of us reached it, it would have long been a s-hit hole and that’s the simple truth.
Speaking from my current s-hit hole, I’d just like to state for the record that I have NO intention of moving anywhere else, because if there is some magical place full of mystery out there, I need the reassurance that comes with knowing there’s still something left to find… you dig?
Of course you do! It is a pretty consistent characteristic of our species, to constantly be looking for greener fields. The more realistic among us appreciate that the field we’re in, along with the greener field…and the fence for that matter….are anything but green and probably never were in the first place.
What’s that? Negative energy?? Everything contains the seed of it’s own destruction, does it not?…so the Ying yang principle goes anyway…
Anyway, that’s enough of principles, this isn’t some kind of sounding board you know!! Some people have important things to be getting on with damn it!! (To those people, I might just point out the highly visible exit sign…this is you’re second to final warning, I’ll leave it up to you to put a value on your own existence…for a change…so if you think you can stand the burn but need the sanctuary of the knowledge that there will be further warnings, rest assured! THERE WILL BE MANY WARNINGS!!! More than you can possibly take seriously…so take it easy.
SO what is the point of this all? Nothing short of revolution!!
Ok we’ll settle for £7ph, but let the record show, we will damned well jump ship the second something better comes along! Yes sireyyy. The mass media might be blind to the ‘word’, but let me tell you, the word on the street is…..ungh
Ungh you say? What the hell does that mean?? Well, I don’t know brother, and neither does anyone else for that matter, but UNGH IS BIG!! It’s the biggest God damned thing since Huh? And you’d better watch out cos it represents a threat to everyone of us!!! (…who have something to lose!)
Which leads me nicely onto my point, welcome to the generation with…wait for it….nothing to lose!!!!
That’s right folks, there have been a couple of centuries of “unparralled growth” and you and me are the last drunkards at the stag do, scrambling for the exit in the hope the bouncer doesn’t fleece us for the bill. H’od damn it was fun, somewhere…at what point the fun run out is difficult to pin down, but my parents definitely didn’t spend there 30’s earning £6ph. My father didn’t work his entire life to lose everything (again!) in the twilight of his years. Happy retirement man!!! You’ve flogged your guts out for 40 years; make sure you don’t miss an instalment of your council tax man, cos we’ve got ways of making you pay!! No mistake, h’od damn!!
But I digress…”The simple things in life.” I think that is definitely where I pointed this thing, at least initially anyhow. What started out as a simple plan…Point the boat in the direction of accommodating shores…has transmogrified into a scene out of Moby dick! Kill the whale or die trying!!! (I’d just like to state that I would really like NOT to kill whales, but hell, if it means I can get AHEAD!!! Funk man, we all gotta eat…you dig?)
And we dig…and we dig….and we dig!!! But it’s ok!!
WE HAVE THE ANSWER!!!!
No sorry, I didn’t mean that, I meant
Genius! Maybe we’ll borrow enough to make it before anyone notices? I certainly haven’t noticed! (and probably never will…for a fee I might add&hellip
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