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alas we've only got a few days left here on earth before it explodes... been told i need to get seven people quickly sent to the space station to carry on the human race... need a list of people... problem is.... i'm the pilot so i'm going, and no doubt you'll be on the list, that only leaves five more... it's gonna be a tough choice.... any ideas?

1. me
2. you
3 doctor
4 scientist
5 professor
6 writer
7 busty sexy hot blonde

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
alas we've only got a few days left here on earth before it explodes... been told i need to get seven people quickly sent to the space station to carry on the human race... need a list of people... problem is.... i'm the pilot so i'm going, and no doubt you'll be on the list, that only leaves five more... it's gonna be a tough choice.... any ideas?

1. me
2. you
3 doctor
4 scientist
5 professor
6 writer
7 busty sexy hot blonde
1.You
2.Me
3.busty sexy hot brunette
4.busty sexy hot red-head
5.busty sexy hot blonde
6.busty sexy hot black-haired girl
7.any of the above but asian this time

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Originally posted by agryson
1.You
2.Me
3.busty sexy hot brunette
4.busty sexy hot red-head
5.busty sexy hot blonde
6.busty sexy hot black-haired girl
7.any of the above but asian this time
1 Me
2 busty sexy hot brunette
3 busty sexy hot red-head
4 busty sexy hot blonde
5 busty sexy hot black-haired girl
6 Another busty sexy black-haired girl
7 bust sexy hot red-head who is also a pilot

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Originally posted by Wheely
1 Me
2 busty sexy hot brunette
3 busty sexy hot red-head
4 busty sexy hot blonde
5 busty sexy hot black-haired girl
6 Another busty sexy black-haired girl
7 bust sexy hot red-head who is also a pilot
apart from number 1, yes, that is one impressive list

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1 Me
2 busty sexy hot brunette (Who's also a writer)
3 busty sexy hot red-head (Who's also a farmer)
4 busty sexy hot blonde (Who's also a professor, complete with kinky glasses)
5 busty sexy hot black-haired girl (Who's also a scientist)
6 Another busty sexy black-haired girl (Who's also a porn star)
7 Anotehr busty sexy hot brunette (Who's also a pilot)

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
alas we've only got a few days left here on earth before it explodes... been told i need to get seven people quickly sent to the space station to carry on the human race... need a list of people... problem is.... i'm the pilot so i'm going, and no doubt you'll be on the list, that only leaves five more... it's gonna be a tough choice.... any ideas?

1. me
2. you
3 doctor
4 scientist
5 professor
6 writer
7 busty sexy hot blonde
1.me
2.you
3. hot, fertile girlfriend (who has a cute sister)
4. illegal alien
5. illegal alien
6. illegal alien
7. illegal alien

You're probably wondering why I opted for so many illegal aliens? Someone will have to toil in the kitchen, build and repair the houses, bus the tables, dig the latrines, pick the food, etc.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
alas we've only got a few days left here on earth before it explodes... been told i need to get seven people quickly sent to the space station to carry on the human race... need a list of people... problem is.... i'm the pilot so i'm going, and no doubt you'll be on the list, that only leaves five more... it's gonna be a tough choice.... any ideas?

1. me
2. you
3 doctor
4 scientist
5 professor
6 writer
7 busty sexy hot blonde
Me and a magazine full of busty women.


Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
1.me
2.you
3. hot, fertile girlfriend (who has a cute sister)
4. illegal alien
5. illegal alien
6. illegal alien
7. illegal alien

You're probably wondering why I opted for so many illegal aliens? Someone will have to toil in the kitchen, build and repair the houses, bus the tables, dig the latrines, pick the food, etc.
Sorry to tell you, but the hot, fertile girlfriend is going to leave you because you didn't leave room for her sister. She'll marry one of the illegal aliens, and they will start a revolution and force you to do all the dirty work.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sorry to tell you, but the hot, fertile girlfriend is going to leave you because you didn't leave room for her sister. She'll marry one of the illegal aliens, and they will start a revolution and force you to do all the dirty work.
Naw -- they'll probably try to kill or exile me to redistribute all of my property so that things will be more "equitable." But I'll get the last laugh since I was the only one smart enough to pack a firearm.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
alas we've only got a few days left here on earth before it explodes... been told i need to get seven people quickly sent to the space station to carry on the human race... need a list of people... problem is.... i'm the pilot so i'm going, and no doubt you'll be on the list, that only leaves five more... it's gonna be a tough choice.... any ideas?

1. me
2. you
3 doctor
4 scientist
5 professor
6 writer
7 busty sexy hot blonde
Me
Wife

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
Naw -- they'll probably try to kill or exile me to redistribute all of my property so that things will be more "equitable." But I'll get the last laugh since I was the only one smart enough to pack a firearm.
As you sit, alone in a spaceship surrounded by dead people. I suppose you may as well laugh, when life gives you lemons and all that.

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Originally posted by agryson
As you sit, alone in a spaceship surrounded by dead people. I suppose you may as well laugh, when life gives you lemons and all that.
At last I can still play X-Box 360 or watch Three Stooges videos in my spaceship while all you little people on earth deal with gullable warming, peak oil theory, and the war against Islamic Terror.

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Originally posted by agryson
As you sit, alone in a spaceship surrounded by dead people. I suppose you may as well laugh, when life gives you lemons and all that.
It turned out that one of the illegal aliens was a terrorist and smuggled a bomb onto the spaceship. There were no survivors.

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