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State of the Union Address

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Sounds like another campaign speech, AGAIN.

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I don't know who to hate anymore.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I don't know who to hate anymore.
Well to be honest the jobs plan is sounding pretty dam good.
Except for the "I do not accept second place for the USA" (unspoken)"Hey China buddy, can I have a loan?"

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Sounds like another campaign speech, AGAIN.
I did not see it but let me guess. Blah blah blah health care. Blah blah blah jobs. Blah blah blah spending freeze. Blah, blah, blah stay the course and a thousand points of light. 😴

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Originally posted by whodey
I did not see it but let me guess. Blah blah blah health care. Blah blah blah jobs. Blah blah blah spending freeze. Blah, blah, blah stay the course and a thousand points of light. 😴
Mmm. Laying out your stall as a credible RHP commentator yet again.

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Originally posted by whodey
I did not see it but let me guess. Blah blah blah health care. Blah blah blah jobs. Blah blah blah spending freeze. Blah, blah, blah stay the course and a thousand points of light. 😴
don't forget the standing o's

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John Kerry has a cane, I guess thats new.

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Does anyone else notice that the President is speed reading?

Why is he talking so fast?

Not that I mind...

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Originally posted by sh76
Does anyone else notice that the President is speed reading?

Why is he talking so fast?

Not that I mind...
Meth? Prostitute waiting at the holiday inn? Had to pee? A case of the sharts?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Meth? Prostitute waiting at the holiday inn? Had to pee? A case of the sharts?
Seriously, what if the President does have to pee 20 minutes in?

"Uh, folks, can you hang on for 2 minutes while I pop into the little boys' room?"

<standing o>

Maybe they don't let him drink for a few hours before the speech.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
John Kerry has a cane, I guess thats new.
Surprisingly, that's about all that was new. Obama doubled down on ObamaCare, Cap & Trade, banks are bad, GOP as party of no, etc. No "pivot" to the center that I could see.

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Originally posted by sh76
Seriously, what if the President does have to pee 20 minutes in?
Formula 1 drivers can manage and the House of Representatives' podium is not shuddering like an 18,000 rpm V10 dildo, even if the boggle-eyed Amrican 'right' is.

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Originally posted by FMF
Formula 1 drivers can manage and the House of Representatives' podium is not shuddering like an 18,000 rpm V10 dildo, even if the boggle-eyed Amrican 'right' is.
That was a bit more crass then your normal fare. You smoking something tonight?

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
You smoking something tonight?
"You smoking something tonight?" Mmm. It's interesting that my modest effort to craft a little joke for sh76 did not inspire anything creative or original from you. 😀

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Originally posted by FMF
Formula 1 drivers can manage and the House of Representatives' podium is not shuddering like an 18,000 rpm V10 dildo, even if the boggle-eyed Amrican 'right' is.
Boggle-eyed american right is shuddering?
About what? this guy not only shot himself in the foot, he hit higher and took most of the leg too.
he doesn't get it.
I,I,I,I, Me,Me, Me,
Lets get'er done.

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