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WOW, you have a whole compressor for the brew? I only knew one
dude with that, an Irishman of course, Bill Jackson in Simi Valley, Ca.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
WOW, you have a whole compressor for the brew? I only knew one
dude with that, an Irishman of course, Bill Jackson in Simi Valley, Ca.
Well... refrigeration being what it is... fast gas and heat etc... I call the old fridge the compressor. It is just a term of endearment. I love it. It serves me. The perfect totallitarian relationship.

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So my buddy the surgeon says I am going to do a sex change
operation on myself, can't trust anyone else, I told
him he'll never pull it off.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So my buddy the surgeon says I am going to do a sex change
operation on myself, can't trust anyone else, I told
him he'll never pull it off.
Scab Labor? Sorry. 😕🙂

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BTW that was a jennings original. See my list of folk music in the albums and songs thread, see if you recognise any of those folks.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
BTW that was a jennings original. See my list of folk music in the albums and songs thread, see if you recognise any of those folks.
I ain't gunna pretend that I care about your old music. But...Peace.

I have Bach racing and Millwards counting drums in contretemp.


That's my problem.

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Bach I know, but Millwards? new one on me.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on their ships?





Get on the ships!

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Guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a drink. Sticking out of the center of his forehead is a froghead. Horrified, the bartender asks, "what the heck happened to you?" The frog replies "I dont know, it started out as a wart on my ass"😵

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

<ta da DUM> drum roll....


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him"?
"Well", says the vet, "Let's have a lookat him." So he picks the dog up and examines ...[text shortened]... down."
"What?" the owner yelped. "Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's heavy."
did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?




Sheep can hear zippers.

😉

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

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Sheepherder, standing aghast as the lamb roasts over the campfire on the new camp cooks first day...

"What's the matter?" asks the cook. "Did I screw up the cookin'?"

"No." replies the sheepherder. "You cooked up the screwin'"

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Sheepherder, standing aghast as the lamb roasts over the campfire on the new camp cooks first day...

"What's the matter?" asks the cook. "Did I screw up the cookin'?"

"No." replies the sheepherder. "You cooked up the screwin'"
LOL. Funny as hell :-D

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