Supersoaker water-gun vs armed vigilantes

RE: militiamen armed with automatic high-capacity weapons who are volunteering to "guard" ballot boxes to ensure election integrity

Do you think it would be a bad idea for me to go to one of the polling places and give them a good squirt with a supersoaker?

Sidenote: Yes, I'm aware that squirting someone with an unknown liquid could easily lead to a criminal charge of battery at least.

I'm just wondering about my chances of getting shot. I suppose I should scout the area to make sure a TV news team is already on the scene.

😉