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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/04/24/trump-dogged-by-rumors-his-hair-is-not-from-us/

Apparently there is a movement under way called the "balders". This group formed over outrage that Donald Trump has not produced evidence that his hair was made in the US, and as such, should not be allowed to serve in the White House.

Do you people really think this is funny? How dare you poke fun at this man. All I can say is that if you don't vote for Trump, there will be hell toupee!!! 😠

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Originally posted by whodey
.... there will be hell toupee!!! 😠
Face meet palm. Oy.

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I've hair(d) enough

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Originally posted by Agerg
I've hair(d) enough
Keep listening with an open mind, and you might comb-over to Trump's side of the argument.

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Keep listening with an open mind, and you might comb-over to Trump's side of the argument.
Nah...his arguments and mine will never gel.

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Originally posted by Agerg
Nah...his arguments and mine will never gel.
Well, I admit his style is off-putting.

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Face meet palm. Oy.
Vay!! 😀

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Well, I admit his style is off-putting.
Indeed, and before anyone says the guy's going out with a model I don't really want to hear hair piece either.

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Originally posted by Agerg
Indeed, and before anyone says the guy's going out with a model I don't really want to hear hair piece either.
Yeah, some "family values" he has. What we really need is another Ronald Rogaine.

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Yeah, some "family values" he has. What we really need is another Ronald Rogaine.
Given the Donald's belligerence towards Libya, if he has an itchy trigger finger, then at the last trump, we may yet be hair today, gone tomorrow. 😀

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Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?

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Originally posted by dryhump
Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?
Its all just a sham, poor sod.

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At least we know his hair is bipartisan. It will cross to the other side to get the job done.

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Originally posted by dryhump
Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?
No, we need a true conservative's campaign to really take root and grow.

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Looks like Trump is in a hairy situation after today's revelations.