The Balders

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/04/24/trump-dogged-by-rumors-his-hair-is-not-from-us/

Apparently there is a movement under way called the "balders". This group formed over outrage that Donald Trump has not produced evidence that his hair was made in the US, and as such, should not be allowed to serve in the White House.

Do you people really think this is funny? How dare you poke fun at this man. All I can say is that if you don't vote for Trump, there will be hell toupee!!! 😠

Originally posted by whodey
.... there will be hell toupee!!! 😠

I've hair(d) enough

Originally posted by Agerg
I've hair(d) enough

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Keep listening with an open mind, and you might comb-over to Trump's side of the argument.

Originally posted by Agerg
Nah...his arguments and mine will never gel.

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Face meet palm. Oy.

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Well, I admit his style is off-putting.

Originally posted by Agerg
Indeed, and before anyone says the guy's going out with a model I don't really want to hear hair piece either.

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Yeah, some "family values" he has. What we really need is another Ronald Rogaine.

Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?

Originally posted by dryhump
Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?

At least we know his hair is bipartisan. It will cross to the other side to get the job done.

Originally posted by dryhump
Is this guy the hair apparent for the conservative movement?

Looks like Trump is in a hairy situation after today's revelations.