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The end of the world and the election

The end of the world and the election

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If Trump is elected, it will be the end of the world

If Rubio is elected, he will whine about the end of the world.

If Cruz is elected, he will filibuster the end of the world.

If Hillary is elected, she will lie about the world ending and refuse to admit it ever happened under her watch.

If Bernie is elected, he will raise taxes to help pay for the end of the world and make sure everyone suffers equally.

If Kasich is elected, he will work with the end of the world to try and make it a little better, never uttering one complaint.

Won't you vote the way you want the world to end? 😵

Great King Rat
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Theists and their weird end of the world fetish....

😕

twhitehead

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If whodey says the world is ending, you can be pretty sure that everything is OK.

Suzianne
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That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Wajoma
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Originally posted by Suzianne
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the s ...[text shortened]... t's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Suzianne, please attribute this to the rightful owners of this intellectual property.

Great King Rat
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Originally posted by Suzianne
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the s ...[text shortened]... t's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
So that's what that singer was always rambling about. The more you know.

w

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Get behind me you evil climate deniers! 😠

Repent and pay higher carbon taxes or perish!

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