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  1. 16 Mar '16 01:52 / 2 edits
    If Trump is elected, it will be the end of the world

    If Rubio is elected, he will whine about the end of the world.

    If Cruz is elected, he will filibuster the end of the world.

    If Hillary is elected, she will lie about the world ending and refuse to admit it ever happened under her watch.

    If Bernie is elected, he will raise taxes to help pay for the end of the world and make sure everyone suffers equally.

    If Kasich is elected, he will work with the end of the world to try and make it a little better, never uttering one complaint.

    Won't you vote the way you want the world to end?
  2. 16 Mar '16 10:09
    Theists and their weird end of the world fetish....

  3. 16 Mar '16 10:54
    If whodey says the world is ending, you can be pretty sure that everything is OK.
  4. Subscriber Suzianne
    Misfit Queen
    16 Mar '16 11:26
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake
    Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

    Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
    World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
    Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
    The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
    Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
    And a government for hire and a combat site
    Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

    Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
    Look at that low plane, fine, then
    Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
    But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
    World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
    Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
    You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
    Feeling pretty psyched

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

    Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
    Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
    Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
    Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
    Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
    Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
    This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
    A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
    Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
  5. Subscriber Wajoma
    Die Cheeseburger
    16 Mar '16 12:05
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake
    Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

    Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
    World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
    Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
    The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
    Wire in a fire, represent the s ...[text shortened]... t's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
    Suzianne, please attribute this to the rightful owners of this intellectual property.
  6. 16 Mar '16 12:12
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake
    Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

    Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
    World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
    Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
    The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
    Wire in a fire, represent the s ...[text shortened]... t's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
    So that's what that singer was always rambling about. The more you know.
  7. 16 Mar '16 12:13 / 2 edits
    Get behind me you evil climate deniers!

    Repent and pay higher carbon taxes or perish!