Originally posted by shavixmirYes, I'm sure hearing you expound on anal sex, testicles, bodily fluids, and communism would be so much more persuasive and appealing in person. Still, I'm afraid I'd bore you with my dull-minded ways. You should meet up with jlilly instead and share each other's delight in doing the things perspicacious people like you two enjoy, like having sex parties and killing small animals. Why don't you call her? I think you can get her number from Granny.
And you've not even met me in person yet.
Originally posted by SleepyguyKilling small animals?
Yes, I'm sure hearing you expound on anal sex, testicles, bodily fluids, and communism would be so much more persuasive and appealing in person. Still, I'm afraid I'd bore you with my dull-minded ways. You should meet up with jlilly instead and share each other's delight in doing the things perspicacious people like you two enjoy, like having sex parties ...[text shortened]... illing small animals. Why don't you call her? I think you can get her number from Granny.
Well, I suppose they'd fit in the microwave.
Originally posted by shavixmirThere, you see? You two were made for each other.
Killing small animals?
Well, I suppose they'd fit in the microwave.
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Originally posted by SleepyguyFirst, I would crap my pants. Then I do the exact same thing as you (after getting cleaned up of course).
I would spend every moment with my family. I'm sure that seems pretty tame compared to the orgy of sex, drugs, and violence being discussed by our enlightened liberal friends.
Originally posted by jlillyI'm not sure I could relax enough to enjoy sex if the world was going to end in a week (oh, I guess some of those drugs might help with relaxation).
Do a lot of drugs and have sex parties. Honest.
Depending on exactly how the world was going to end, I might want to write down some more of my ideas and put them on the internet in case anyone ever reads them. I'd also want to spend time with family and friends, and make my peace with anything or anyone I felt need to be made peace with.
Not an exhaustive list but those are the first things that come to mind. (Oh, and I'd also want to find out more about how the world was going to end, just in case there was a way to stop it.)
Originally posted by ZahlanziSome of us know our families.
of course, you should consider the chaos and panic that will occur when planning your last days.
also to those that claim "i will be holding tightly my loved ones and whisper how much i love them":
Did you consider the possibility they might not want to spend their last week like that? 😀