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Better used as a hiding place for your LSD stash or as a guide to living your life through the teachings of Jesus Horatio Christ?

As a teenager growing up in the church I struggled with this challenge more times than you can imagine. Eventually I found that it worked much better as a hiding place for my sheets of acid seeing as it was the last place my mother figured i would be hiding anything. She found my pot in the scrabble case, my liquor in the closet and my pornos under the mattress. But nay did she find the hits!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Better used as a hiding place for your LSD stash or as a guide to living your life through the teachings of Jesus Horatio Christ?

As a teenager growing up in the church I struggled with this challenge more times than you can imagine. Eventually I found that it worked much better as a hiding place for my sheets of acid seeing as it was the last place my m ...[text shortened]... case, my liquor in the closet and my pornos under the mattress. But nay did she find the hits!
It's just a fictional book that conservatives claim they believe in, yet they do not follow it, because that would mean they would become socialists.

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Originally posted by mateulose
It's just a fictional book that conservatives claim they believe in, yet they do not follow it, because that would mean they would become socialists.
*grumble* they modded my reply...

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Originally posted by darvlay
*grumble* they modded my reply...
Your reply must have been very intelligent and erm ......

.... 😀 😵 😀

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Originally posted by darvlay
*grumble* they modded my reply...

Tell us about your LSD experiences .... pleaaaaazzzze

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Originally posted by darvlay
*grumble* they modded my reply...
Darn mods, they deleted my post when I said slimmy was probably lying about losing family members in 9/11, like we haven't heard THAT before from Republicans, it's as if there are more family members in Texas then in NYC 😴 I'm sure I was telling the truth and slimmy is one big liar like th rest of his "patriots", but you cannot prove that I suppose, so off the post went. Mind you, if he really did lose someone during 9/11, you would think he would use that defense a lot sooner then now...

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Your reply must have been very intelligent and erm ......

.... 😀 😵 😀

am i not allowed to act human and vent once in a while?

we can't all be like you and pretend to be intelligent all the time.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Tell us about your LSD experiences .... pleaaaaazzzze
I merely spoke of my usefulness of the Bible, not my LSD experiences. That would require much more time for such an epic tale.

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Originally posted by mateulose
Darn mods, they deleted my post when I said slimmy was probably lying about losing family members in 9/11, like we haven't heard THAT before from Republicans, it's as if there are more family members in Texas then in NYC 😴 I'm sure I was telling the truth and slimmy is one big liar like th rest of his "patriots", but you cannot prove that I suppose, ...[text shortened]... did lose someone during 9/11, you would think he would use that defense a lot sooner then now...
hey chickensh-t. take your personal vendettas elsewhere.

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Originally posted by darvlay
hey chickensh-t. take your personal vendettas elsewhere.
Do you honestly know what chickensh-t means? Because I don't think you do. . .

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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives!

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Originally posted by mateulose
Do you honestly know what chickensh-t means? Because I don't think you do. . .
Yeah you, you're a chickensh-t. It represents a person who is cowardly and has no cajones. The only reason you talk to these Americans like this is because you're hundreds of miles away and you know no-one can do anything to you. It makes me sick that you are Canadian. Now piss off and don't talk to me. Go discuss your glorious plans to kill republicans and americans, like they've done something to you...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives!
blazing saddles?

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Originally posted by mateulose
Darn mods, they deleted my post when I said slimmy was probably lying about losing family members in 9/11, like we haven't heard THAT before from Republicans, it's as if there are more family members in Texas then in NYC 😴 I'm sure I was telling the truth and slimmy is one big liar like th rest of his "patriots", but you cannot prove that I suppose, ...[text shortened]... did lose someone during 9/11, you would think he would use that defense a lot sooner then now...
Once again you have shown your stupidity. let me say this once again. My daughter married a man from NYC when he was in the Army stationed at Fort Bragg, NC. When he got out they moved to NYC where they now live. My son-in-law lost two of his relatives during 9/11. They were not my blood relatives. Is that simple enough logic for you to understand dummy? Now once again. Go hump somebody elses leg mutt face. You are really starting to bore me. You know I have this picture of you in my mind, you sitting behind your keyboard tapping the keys with your two fingers, tongue sticking out as the spittle leaks out the side of your mouth landing on the bib you wear to prevent it from landing on your keyboard. Grow up BOY!

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