The Huckabee Plan

"It sounds so good, and it’s such a warm message to say we’re not gonna deny anyone from a preexisting condition. Look, I think that sounds terrific, but I want to ask you something from a common sense perspective. Suppose we applied that principle to our property insurance. And you can call your insurance agent and say, “I’d like to buy some insurance for my house.” He’d say, “Tell me about your house.” “Well sir, it burned down yesterday, but I’d like to insure it today.” And he’ll say “I’m sorry, but we can’t insure it after it’s already burned.” Well, no preexisting conditions.” - Huckabee

When I heard this it sounded familiar and I tried to place it. Then it hit me. This is exactly what Alan Grayson said the Republican plan is, "Don't get sick, and, if you do get sick, then die quickly."

Then I thought about poor little Trig. Who will insure him?

Then I thought about my neighbor who was diagnosed with brain cancer. Good thing for his family that he died quickly.

Then I thought, "Heck, if I get sick I'm just going to move away from my body and get another one." Maybe one of those mouse bodies that Sister Chrissy talked about. Can I get coverage on a mouse body?

Then I thought, "Would I want someone as stupid as Huck and Chrissy anywhere near my life (or my money?)"

Perhaps a better comparison would be with all the health care systems in the world where people aren't left to die in the streets.

Originally posted by KazetNagorra
Perhaps a better comparison would be with all the health care systems in the world where people aren't left to die in the streets.

Notice how much the crickets chirp when you ask whether anyone will defend stupid Republicans.