The other, other federal income tax

In the spirit of keeping the spend thrifts afloat in Washington, I thought we could all get together and come up with some new inventive ways to raise revenue to throw into the federal abyss.

After all, we need to keep the national parks open. The bears have already formed a soup line.

Stop the madness!! 😠

Oh, I forgot, I failed to provide some of my ideas.

Here it goes. Here are some things they can sell.

1. Officially autographed "twerk" cigars signed by former president Clinton.
2. Bumper sticker with a picture of a commode saying "I need to drop the Obamas off at the Oval office"


Now for some inventive taxes

1. Breath tax. After all, you are polluting with your CO2 emessions.
2. Child tax. You are producing children that pollute.


Anyone else?

Cut off federal payments to the States.

Originally posted by whodey
In the spirit of keeping the spend thrifts afloat in Washington, I thought we could all get together and come up with some new inventive ways to raise revenue to throw into the federal abyss.

After all, we need to keep the national parks open. The bears have already formed a soup line.

Stop the madness!! 😠

A walking tax is in order.
Think of all the wear done to side walks across the states. The upkeep is costing us millions.
And after all, the constitution does not give us a right to walk in public. It is a privelige.

Originally posted by utherpendragon
A walking tax is in order.
Think of all the wear done to side walks across the states. The upkeep is costing us millions.
And after all, the constitution does not give us a right to walk in public. It is a privelige.

Private property tax

Originally posted by JS357
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

Originally posted by utherpendragon
And don't forget ATY when you die,to declare the pennies on your eyes

Originally posted by utherpendragon
A walking tax is in order.
Think of all the wear done to side walks across the states. The upkeep is costing us millions.
And after all, the constitution does not give us a right to walk in public. It is a privelige.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
My face is not on the pennies. The face is that of the US Government. Render unto Caesar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribute_penny

Ronald Reagan on the Federal governmnet.

"If it moves, tax it, if it stops moving subsidize it, and if it then starts to move again regulate it."

Originally posted by whodey
And Ceasar is EVERYWHERE. 😲

Who knew Ceasar owned the universe?

its a old custom to put coins on a dead mans eyes