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The Sacred Book of Oraculus

The Sacred Book of Oraculus

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Pawnokeyhole
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There is a book growing inside me. I can feel it welling up from the depths of my soul. Word by word, passage by passage, chapter by chapter: it is slowly coming into being.

I call it The Sacred Book of Oraculus.

Everything in this book will be the inerrant word of Orac, who is the Supreme Being, beyond time and space.

Do not ask me how I know this. I do not know myself how I know. I only know that I do know. Have faith in my words, for I deceive you not. A great wisdom is announcing itself.

I am Alethius, the first Oracian, the humble messenger of the Great One. I invite you to listen to His words. They will stir your heart and awaken your spirit. Do not resist the call.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
There is a book growing inside me. I can feel it welling up from the depths of my soul. Word by word, passage by passage, chapter by chapter: it is slowly coming into being.

I call it The Sacred Book of Oraculus.

Everything in this book will be the inerrant word of Orac, who is the Supreme Being, beyond time and space.

Do not ask me how I know ...[text shortened]... o listen to His words. They will stir your heart and awaken your spirit. Do not resist the call.
You had me truly proselytized until you told me to not resist the call. I hate being told what to do.

But seriously, if iyou are really writing this book, and the words do come from your heart, I would be interested in reading it. If this is a joke, then that is all you've got.

In the name of Orac and all the death He causes,

thesonofsaul.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
There is a book growing inside me. I can feel it welling up from the depths of my soul. Word by word, passage by passage, chapter by chapter: it is slowly coming into being.

I call it The Sacred Book of Oraculus.

Everything in this book will be the inerrant word of Orac, who is the Supreme Being, beyond time and space.

Do not ask me how I know ...[text shortened]... o listen to His words. They will stir your heart and awaken your spirit. Do not resist the call.
So, it is true. Joseph Smith has been reincarnated!

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