The sex police

Why can't polygamists marry?

Anyone?

Is the lack of a polygamist lobby group the reason why they rights are being trampled?

Do we really want the state to remain in our bedrooms? Do I really care what the government thinks is icky sex or otherwise?

Originally posted by @Idiot
My religion informs me gay sex is bad. I don't want gays to get married, but I'm to chicken to say these things. Therefore I come up with stupid ideas with the end goal being that gays can't get married. I'm pretty sure nobody has noticed yet.

Also, sometimes I look at other men's bulges and get a tingly sensation in my stomach. I hope it doesn't mean anything.