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Hello and evening this is Fido reporting live from, the archaeological site of the dead tree bones. Today scientist uncovered startling evidence, that contradicts one of our most important dogism scriptures "The gospel of St Pongo". Professor Pooperscooper explains....
" At the back of the cave a small fragment of very old bone was discovered. This bone indicated that there were in fact only 97 puppies. Thus when you add Pongo & Perdita, the total number of dalmations is only 99, rather than the traditional 101."
The dead tree bones predate any other bones found by more than 10 years, and there is certain amount of evidence that Lassie himself may have help St Pongo bury them. Of course this difference to the traditional version and could have a profound effect on dogology. We put these questions to his holinesses, press officer BF101.
" Only 99 dalmations, hahaha, are you totally stupid, everybody knows that it was 101. Don't you know that Dog's word is the truth, or haven't you read the good book yet. That professor Pooperscooper is crazy, how else do you think I got my name ?"
We took BF101's statement back to the Professor...
" Well this statement is nothing but what we expect from the Spin Spam Doctor, of his holiness. Perhaps he need to change his name to BS101!"
Further reports in our late bulletin this is Fido signing off for the Miracle network.
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