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Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re modern, so modern. And I told them ‘You best that storm! I want a small one. So small it fits in my hand.’ Anyway, so using our modernest, made in the US. USA. USA. There is no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com

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Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
And that is his GOOD side.


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
you should try to suppress the child in you...BTW...leave the dope alone...it makes you embarrass yourself.


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
Just FYI, the domain trumpsupportersareretards.com is still available. You should snap that up.


Originally posted by @mott-the-hoople
you should try to suppress the child in you...BTW...leave the dope alone...it makes you embarrass yourself.
Take this good advice from mott the demonstrably unembarrassed by what would make others hide in the dumpster.🙂


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/13/president-trump-has-made-more-than-false-or-misleading-claims/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d75579e49c4a

"Trump’s tsunami of untruths helped push the count in The Fact Checker’s database past 5,000 on the 601st day of his presidency. That’s an average of 8.3 Trumpian claims a day, but in the past nine days — since our last update — the president has averaged 32 claims a day."

Why anyone with even half a brain will believe anything this man utters is beyond me.


Originally posted by @lundos
Why anyone with even half a brain will believe anything this man utters is beyond me.
It takes, at the very least, 11 Trump supporters on their best day to equal half a brain.

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I thinl God is punishing us.

He’s belting the US with natural disasters, because they are right wing scum.

And he’s punishing the rest of us by allowing right-wing scum near keyboards.

I’ve pondered it long and hard... why do the rest of is get punished for right-wing moronity?

I’ve concluded: it’s because God is a complete bastard.


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
I've got to say this is one of the best Trump impersonations ever, whether written or verbal. You've caught the spirit of the Trumpster, spot on.


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
=== So small it fits in my hand. ===

You forgot "but that's not saying much because my hands are ENORMOUS"


Originally posted by @shavixmir
Hurricane Florence has been downgraded from the largest size 4 storm ever recorded, to a measily cat. 2 storm.

President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re mod ...[text shortened]... no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”

www.trumpsupportersareretards.com
They used chemicals to dissipate the storm. The chem trails are everywhere! It was a category 5 storm yesterday and it will be down to barely a category 1 when it hits land tomorrow.

Chem trails saved the day....again!

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Originally posted by @shavixmir
President trump, reknown over the whole planet as one of the greatest hurricane fighters ever explained: “I’ve got the bestest team in the galaxy using the most modern... I can’t tell you what for security’s sake... but believe me, they’re modern, so modern. And I told them ‘You best that storm! I want a small one. So small it fits in my hand.’ Anyway, so ...[text shortened]... made in the US. USA. USA. There is no collusion. Fake news. We won. Best storm fighters ever!”
There is a job for you in the WH Shav.
(Or do youalready work there undercover?)

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
There is a job for you in the WH Shav.
(Or do youalready work there undercover?)
'You' and 'already' are actually too separate words.

wolfgang logic #^)

LOLWGURANIDJIT

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