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Trump expects to be knighted

Trump expects to be knighted

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... perhaps as First Knight of the Ordure.

This would explain his recent change of hairstyle.

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Good to know! I hope they find a kind way to break that to our very stable genius.

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TBH, I wonder if Trump might really be visiting just to see his "brother from another mother" Boris Johnson (and poor Boris in that case). ;-)

As for the rest, I gather that Trump is not much of a reader.

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Trump is routinely violating that Clause already (https://prospect.org/article/emoluments-clause-could-be-tipping-point-trumps-downfall), so why not grab a knighthood if he can get one?

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Trump has been benighted his whole life.

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I’m pretty sure trump won’t be knighted, but will recieve a pointed hat with a D on it instead.

Which he will proudly wear, because he thinks the D stands for Donald.

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Maybe we could chuck it in as part of that really really great trade deal that Trump is gonna give us once we become a much much smaller trading bloc 🤔

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@caesar-salad said
... perhaps as First Knight of the Ordure.

This would explain his recent change of hairstyle.
I don't want to think about it.

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@mchill said
I don't want to think about it.
Pardon me while I puke.