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I was just watching some late night stuff and noticed that trump is now selling trump coins. You pay 100$ for 30$ worth of silver with his face printed on it. And a signature.

And trump is selling digital trump coins. And some sort of trump cards (I’m not sure if it’s a game or not). And trump bibles. Hats and T-shirts. Shoes; trump shoes…

Does anyone here buy that stuff???

It’s like the man is travelling salesman or something. What the hell is going on?
He’s like a used car salesman. And about as trustworthy.

The cards he’s selling are something like 100$ a piece! And they’ve got pictures of him on it, fake pictures, doing rodeos, dressed like a superhero, like James Dean riding a bike…
Why? Who the hell buys this crap?
You can buy the cards second hand for 15$… it doesn’t seem like much of an investment.

There’s something so weird about the man. Very strange.

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A few days ago I found something called "The Kid's Guide to President Trump"

https://thekidsguide.com/trumpelectionbundle/

This is being pushed by Mike Huckabee, former Republican governor. The description starts off: "The mainstream media, the radical left, and even the courts have been no friend to President Trump, and they’ll never admit what he achieved leading our country."

There's even 30 second ad with Huckabee promoting it:

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@vivify said
A few days ago I found something called "The Kid's Guide to President Trump"

https://thekidsguide.com/trumpelectionbundle/

This is being pushed by Mike Huckabee, former Republican governor. The description starts off: "The mainstream media, the radical left, and even the courts have been no friend to President Trump, and they’ll never admit what he achieved leading our ...[text shortened]... There's even 30 second ad with Huckabee promoting it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHXAlqgxQAc
I saw this and posted about it.

It was in the middle of some other thread I think so it got buried.

Kinda ridiculous that the right thinks they can talk about "indoctrination" after something like this.

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@shavixmir said
I was just watching some late night stuff and noticed that trump is now selling trump coins. You pay 100$ for 30$ worth of silver with his face printed on it. And a signature.

And trump is selling digital trump coins. And some sort of trump cards (I’m not sure if it’s a game or not). And trump bibles. Hats and T-shirts. Shoes; trump shoes…

Does anyone here buy that st ...[text shortened]... doesn’t seem like much of an investment.

There’s something so weird about the man. Very strange.
The Trump crime family has been doing this type of grift ever since forever. He even finally got busted for "Trump University" and had to pay back $25 mill for that con.

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@Suzianne said
The Trump crime family has been doing this type of grift ever since forever. He even finally got busted for "Trump University" and had to pay back $25 mill for that con.
It’s so tacky!

Surely presidential candidates have to a minimal standard of normal behaviour!

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@shavixmir said
I was just watching some late night stuff and noticed that trump is now selling trump coins. You pay 100$ for 30$ worth of silver with his face printed on it. And a signature.

And trump is selling digital trump coins. And some sort of trump cards (I’m not sure if it’s a game or not). And trump bibles. Hats and T-shirts. Shoes; trump shoes…

Does anyone here buy that st ...[text shortened]... doesn’t seem like much of an investment.

There’s something so weird about the man. Very strange.
Does anyone here buy that stuff???



You'd be surprised how many idiots over here buy that stuff. This is what happens when one's voters stop seeing their chosen candidate as an applicant for a job and start seeing them as a heaven send Messiah.

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@shavixmir said
It’s so tacky!

Surely presidential candidates have to a minimal standard of normal behaviour!
This guy scrapes the bottom of the barrel in that regard. Before he hit the national stage, his grifting was limited to New York, so the people know and hate him there.

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@mchill said
Does anyone here buy that stuff???



You'd be surprised how many idiots over here buy that stuff. This is what happens when one's voters stop seeing their chosen candidate as an applicant for a job and start seeing them as a heaven send Messiah.
The standard was set in the old west, when "Dr. Alphonso's Miracle Elixer" and such (95% alcohol, natch) was sold by hucksters traveling from town to town with their wagons. This is where the derogatory term "selling snake oil" came from.

I'm sure you've heard people calling people like Trump "snake oil salesmen" before.

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@Suzianne said
This guy scrapes the bottom of the barrel in that regard. Before he hit the national stage, his grifting was limited to New York, so the people know and hate him there.
I can see him selling garden hoses.
Bestest and biggest hoses. Big, strong gardeners come up to him, tears flowing down their faces and they tell him:
“Mr. trump sir, you have the largest hose I’ve ever laid my hands on, such a strong and powerful hose. No dripping, just a straight and clear squirt where it counts.”
Biggestest maga hoses. Comes with his signature and small hand prints too.

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TDS kicking ass 😂

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@shavixmir said
I can see him selling garden hoses.
Bestest and biggest hoses. Big, strong gardeners come up to him, tears flowing down their faces and they tell him:
“Mr. trump sir, you have the largest hose I’ve ever laid my hands on, such a strong and powerful hose. No dripping, just a straight and clear squirt where it counts.”
Biggestest maga hoses. Comes with his signature and small hand prints too.
I can totally see this.

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@Suzianne said
The standard was set in the old west, when "Dr. Alphonso's Miracle Elixer" and such (95% alcohol, natch) was sold by hucksters traveling from town to town with their wagons. This is where the derogatory term "selling snake oil" came from.

I'm sure you've heard people calling people like Trump "snake oil salesmen" before.
I can see him selling snake oil.
Bestest and strongestest snake oil in America. Big, strong Mexicans come up to him, tears flowing down their faces and they tell him:
“Mr. trump sir, you have the strongest snake oil in the business. It makes us so drunk and healthy we can’t climb up ladders to get over your wall. Such a large and long wall. Longest wall in the world.”
Biggestest wall ever built. Comes with his signature and small hand prints too. And Chinese tears that they’ve been outwalled.

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
TDS kicking ass 😂
That would be you thinking he's presidential material.

Biggest TDS ever.

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
TDS kicking ass 😂
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/4898135-vice-president-harris-trump-lead/

Trump is losing in national polls by 7 points. But whatever makes you feel better.

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@vivify said
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/4898135-vice-president-harris-trump-lead/

Trump is losing in national polls by 7 points. But whatever makes you feel better.
Not exactly a binky, but it'll do.

He'll just make up some unbelievable crap as a rebuttal.

Like "But Trump's points are SO much bigger. They're like twice the size of normal points, so he'll win in a landslide."

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