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I offer this as an alternative to the unpleasant term 'Hatriot' that is being bandied about at the moment.

You know who you are.

It's quite something when you lot behave more hysterically than a mob of taxi drivers who think they're being deprived of their intellectual property. Fortunately the element of violence is lacking; I sincerely hope that it remains so.

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They're just a bunch of phallophilic philistines.

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I like hatriot, to be honest. It has the advantage of not being country-dependent.

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Originally posted by Seitse
They're just a bunch of phallophilic philistines.
Yeah! But how many of them are philatelists from Philadelphia?

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Originally posted by Seitse
phallophilic
Is this your word of the day?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Is this your word of the day?
Yes.

Is that a huge, vibrating dildo in your pocket?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes.

Is that a huge, vibrating dildo in your pocket?
Yes, actually.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yes, actually.
Sweet!

Are you free tonight?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Sweet!

Are you free tonight?
Define free.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Define free.
Main Entry: free
Pronunciation: \ˈfrē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fre·er; fre·est

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English frēo; akin to
Old High German frī free, Welsh rhydd, Sanskrit priya own,
dear

Date: before 12th century

1 a : Being available and willing for hot male to male action
2 a : not determined by anything beyond its own nature or being
: choosing or capable of choosing for itself b : determined by the
choice of the actor or performer <free actions> c : made, done,
or given voluntarily or spontaneously

http://www.m-w.com

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Originally posted by rwingett
Yeah! But how many of them are philatelists from Philadelphia?
Or philanthropic fellationists?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Or philanthropic fellationists?
A fellationista? Now there's an interesting term. It adds a sense of purpose or stridency to the task at hand.

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Originally posted by rwingett
the task at hand.
I don't think you thoroughly understand what fellatio is all about.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I don't think you thoroughly understand what fellatio is all about.
Like you don't like a little bit of hand action too. Pffffff