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A little conversation between my good friend Chancre and me. I'd say this is the first time I have been able to shut him up. I have taken the liberty of masking his numerous expletives. And the dialogue works backwards (the start is at the bottom).

From: chancremechanic
Date: Jul 21 15:59
Subject: RE : Sissy-Ozzies


You're a F****G-freaking loser! This conversation is OVER! Buy-buy H***!

ESO -No, i ususally think of you and get myself off.

CM -They call you "Susan" while b**t-F**** you? Do they offer you a "reach-around"?

ESO -No, they call me whatever makes them happy. Usually Susan.

CM -It might, as you obviously are a "girl" and are b***-less"...what do your "sugar-daddies" call you?... "B**ch-boy"

ESO -Why? Does that turn you on?

CM -About as satisfying as that "dido" (SIC) being shoved up your *** by your gay surfer f****t-friends. By the way, I bet you add high-lite to your hair, shave you chest, arms, legs, and b***s, eh?

ESO -Hows that ban going princess?

CM -I have to complain "like a girl" because that is the only way you can "understand" my "b***n'. Now, go insert a tampon up your *** so the semen from the "train" you friends pulled on you doesn't leak down your legs..

ESO -I have never reported anyone. I dont think i even can because i am a non sub. Who's the little b**ch pm'ing everyone complaining like a girl. YOU

CM -I'm talking about how you Aussie-punks can't handle one "Yank" "yanking your chain" by using some offensive language, so you all run to Belgian Freak and whine about my language because you're too "sensitive" to handle "cowboy-talk"....don't forget to extend your pinkie when you drink your Fosters.

ESO -I'm asuming you got banned or something. Well i had nothing to do with it and it's probably because you are a f******.

CM -Why, he's your lover...

ESO -What are you on about and who is Belgian Freak?

CM -What happes when you euro-twerps can't handle one American who speaks his mind and makes you all nervous? You all run to BelgianFreak and begin to Waaaaaaaaa! You all ganged up on me and still had to run to BF....such euro/aussie-manhood!

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Chancre my friend. Mike. You must pay more attention to the basics of life.

You might be able to get into the pigs pen. You might even be able to wrestle the pig to the ground. You might even manage to slit it's throat. But when you crawl out of that pig pen, you are still going to smell like pig s*Yt.

Losers like esso the dull need to be recognized for what they are. Sad cynical losers. That can best be done with logical description of why they are promoting chaos in favor of understanding of the world condition. Except with stang/sambo the reincarnated. In his/its case, you just have to realize that damage and pathologies can render the human brain inoperative.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
A little conversation between my good friend Chancre and me. I'd say this is the first time I have been able to shut him up. I have taken the liberty of masking his numerous expletives. And the dialogue works backwards (the start is at the bottom).

From: chancremechanic
Date: Jul 21 15:59
Subject: RE : Sissy-Ozzies


You're a F****G-freaking lo ...[text shortened]... nd still had to run to BF....such euro/aussie-manhood!
You just gave our "secret" away! I will never hire you out to future "Johns" again.....go look for work elsewhere....may I suggest the local bus depot? 😉

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Chancre my friend. Mike. You must pay more attention to the basics of life.

You might be able to get into the pigs pen. You might even be able to wrestle the pig to the ground. You might even manage to slit it's throat. But when you crawl out of that pig pen, you are still going to smell like pig s*Yt.

Losers like esso the dull need to be recogniz ...[text shortened]... e, you just have to realize that damage and pathologies can render the human brain inoperative.
I'm a perpetual "student" and have a learning disability...😵

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Thinking...

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How is this post still here?
I thought putting **** cut no ice with the mods?

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Originally posted by Varg
How is this post still here?
I thought putting **** cut no ice with the mods?
Ahem. Varg old stiff. Hate to mention this... but you just used the dreaded ****. You know that ain't nice.

I think that if a post has a sense of humor and a point, euphemistic punctuation does slip past the ever diligent defenders of decency and right. And thank waskley wabbit for that.

I could be wrong though. I always assume that the mods are more interested in pointless HATRED punctuated with foul nonsensical ascii than in attempts at humor which are lightly sprinkled with the pre-32 ascii stuff.

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Originally posted by Varg
How is this post still here?
I thought putting **** cut no ice with the mods?
The ice must have melted ...... 😕

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Originally posted by Esoteric
A little conversation between my good friend Chancre and me. I'd say this is the first time I have been able to shut him up. I have taken the liberty of masking his numerous expletives. And the dialogue works backwards (the start is at the bottom).

From: chancremechanic
Date: Jul 21 15:59
Subject: RE : Sissy-Ozzies


You're a F****G-freaking lo nd still had to run to BF....such euro/aussie-manhood!
I would like to point out once again that it is [sic], not (SIC).

Other than that, you've earned yourself a rec and a new 'PR manager' if you need one. I can get you some high class boys from the states, better than the rednecks you are used to.

Warning: never again will you get a rec out of me if sic is used incorrectly.

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Chancre my friend. Mike. You must pay more attention to the basics of life.

You might be able to get into the pigs pen. You might even be able to wrestle the pig to the ground. You might even manage to slit it's throat. But when you crawl out of that pig pen, you are still going to smell like pig s*Yt.

Losers like esso the dull need to be recogniz ...[text shortened]... e, you just have to realize that damage and pathologies can render the human brain inoperative.
2 edits and it still doesn’t make sense. You’re getting better though.

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
You just gave our "secret" away! I will never hire you out to future "Johns" again.....go look for work elsewhere....may I suggest the local bus depot? 😉
You'll come back. You awlays do...

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
I'm a perpetual "student" and have a learning disability...😵
YOU ALL KNOW THAT!

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Ahem. Varg old stiff. Hate to mention this... but you just used the dreaded ****. You know that ain't nice.
Yeah but my **** stood for **** and nothing else.
Besides, if I was that stiff I'd have alerted the post, which I didn't 😛

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