United Geezers Militia

Forget about AARP and their silly tote-bag and "member benefits" which really only serve their advertising partners.

With your $40 annual UGM membership you will get not just a complimentary and very well-constructed bug-out bag, but the opportunity to serve as a patriotic defender of our Constitutional Union and the Greatest Political Experiment on Earth -- above and beyond political and social divides -- and to be a member of a well-organized national militia that opposes "Mob Rule" and "Government Gone Wild"!

Let us all fly like Eagles together, in all our grand diversity, and show the rest of the world how it's done!

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