Want to be eaten ?

I'm looking for someone to eat. Any volunteers ?

Can I volunteer other people?

No. I'm after a consenting person. Sweet and tender would be nice.

there was a guy in Germany who launched a similar ad on the internet, and actually got a volunteer. they got as far as cutting off a vital piece of the volunteer's anatomy (a he), and consuming it together. i think the guy died, the other guy advertised again, and was caught by the police. his defence in court was that it wasn't murder, because the victim was consenting. i don't think the court bought it though. Weird...

EDIT: this was in the papers a year or two ago...

Originally posted by dfm65
there was a guy in Germany who launched a similar ad on the internet, and actually got a volunteer. they got as far as cutting off a vital piece of the volunteer's anatomy (a he), and consuming it together. i think the guy died, the other guy advertised again, and was caught by the police. his defence in court was that it wasn't murder, because the victim wa ...[text shortened]... think the court bought it though. Weird...

EDIT: this was in the papers a year or two ago...

Originally posted by STANG
I'm looking for someone to eat. Any volunteers ?

Originally posted by chancremechanic
How about 'Bush'....use your imagination....😉

Originally posted by STANG
I thought someone would suggest that but we already have bush tucker in Australia ...

... Besides, you can't volunteer someone else.

Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL....OK, how will you 'eat' this 'volunteer'...with your fingers or with a knife and fork?

You may have trouble stomaching him, many do 🙂 😛 😉 🙂

Originally posted by Starrman
You may have trouble stomaching him, many do 🙂 😛 😉 🙂

STANG you can eat me. lol i have wanted to say that to you for a long time but didnt for fear of moderation. but since you brought it up...

Originally posted by dfm65
there was a guy in Germany who launched a similar ad on the internet, and actually got a volunteer. they got as far as cutting off a vital piece of the volunteer's anatomy (a he), and consuming it together. i think the guy died, the other guy advertised again, and was caught by the police. his defence in court was that it wasn't murder, because the victim wa ...[text shortened]... think the court bought it though. Weird...

EDIT: this was in the papers a year or two ago...

Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL...very witty, Starrman...but don't quit your day job to become a comedienne.....😀

Originally posted by Acolyte
Indeed. The band Rammstein has even made a jolly little ditty about it, called 'Mein Teil' (lit. 'my part', but I think you can guess which part that refers to!)