Week 1 Pimpin' Study be on yo' Rep
Listen up, suckaz, I'm a take you to school wit
some lessons I got planned out fo' all you who
wanna grow up to be just like me, a postulatin'
pimp wit a propensity fo' prosperin'!
Dis first lesson gonna be on one of tha most
important things a brotha gotta get straight
befo' he can have any chance of makin' it as
a pimp. Is it a strong pimpstick? A fly
'64 Impala? Pink and purple suits? Please!
Ain't none of that. It's yo' reputation.
Pimpin' is all 'bout integrity. You gotz to
mean what you say, say what you mean, and
keep it real at all times.
Let's start wit an example. Say I tell one of my
ho's she gotz to be gettin' me ten Benjamins tonight,
and if she don't, then I ain't takin' her to Dairy
Queen fo' no Butterfinger Blizzard like she like.
Now, say at tha end of tha night, she come home to
daddy wit only 8 billz. Do I be all like, "Oh,
that's OK boo, I'll take ya to tha DQ anyway cuz
you did yo' best"? Not a chance, fool! Once you do
that, yo' whole stable gonna hear 'bout it, and you
gonna end up wit a bunch of lazy ho's who think tha
game be all 'bout eatin' ice cream! Wit yo' rep
on tha line like dat, you gotz to be all like,
"Yo, no DQ tonight, know what I'm sayin'. Maybe if
you bring in 12 billz tomorrow night we go, ya feel?"
Real pimps gotta follow through like that, or yo'
rep ain't gonna be worth nothin'. You might as well
let tha ho's run tha stable if you ain't got no
integrity.
Review Questions
1. True or False: Hydraulics on yo' ride is tha key to good pimpin'.
2. Should you take yo' ho's out fo' dessert if they ain't meet they quotas?
3. Name one serious consequence of having a stable-governing policy
that contains mutually exclusive or contradictory requirements for your ho's
to follow. Give one example of how this can ruin a stable.
Next week's topic: Spittin' Wisdom
Cribs
Originally posted by kirksey957Yo, a pimpstick be a physical cane that you strut around
Master Cribs, may I axe a question? Could you please explain the difference between a pimp stick and exercising your strong pimp hand? If I am surmisin yo wisdom, a strong pimp hand is all about keepin the attitude right, n'est pas?
wit, leanin' on, and showing off how fly it look. It's one
way to catch new ho's eyes and make 'em wanna get wit you.
A strong pimp hand be more metaphorical. It's basically
an overall description of a good pimp runnin' a good stable.
A lot like an income statement in tha bidness world showin'
that tha mastaminds be makin' mad profits. Attitude only
be one factor, though, cuz you can have all tha right attitude but
still be a broke-ass pimp if you ain't got tha ho's that can
bring in tha cash.
Cribs
Originally posted by kirksey957Cribs, I think he said your daddy lives in a nest!
Master Cribs, may I axe a question? Could you please explain the difference between a pimp stick and exercising your strong pimp hand? If I am surmisin yo wisdom, a strong pimp hand is all about keepin the attitude right, n'est pas?
You got cold dissed.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitRead tha first lesson. It ain't even about tha hat. Why
Let me put it this way, foo'... I purchased my first pimp hat in 1985. Save your lessons for the schoolworthy.
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you think I gotta start this weekly study in tha first place?
It's cuz lotz of brothaz think they know tha game but
they don't, so I gotta drop science in here to let 'em know
what up.
Cribs
Originally posted by CribsYou be preaching the choir here...
Read tha first lesson. It ain't even about tha hat. Why
you think I gotta start this weekly study in tha first place?
It's cuz lotz of brothaz think they know tha game but
they don't, so I gotta drop science in here to let 'em know
what up.
Cribs
Cribs, you know this!?
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Originally posted by Cribs1. false Edit! They can't hurt...
If you so up on tha game, how come you can't answer tha
review questions? They ain't too hard, is they?
2. false, let the ho' learn from the mean streets....
3. She's all up in your face!! (Next she tells her friends)
P-imp.
Originally posted by CribsHydraulics are always important.
Week 1 Pimpin' Study be on yo' Rep
Listen up, suckaz, I'm a take you to school wit
some lessons I got planned out fo' all you who
wanna grow up to be just like me, a postulatin'
pimp wit a propensity fo' prosperin'!
Dis first ...[text shortened]... in a stable.
Next week's topic: Spittin' Wisdom
Cribs
Just get hold of Binford's new hydraulic pimp stick 1200, with automated ho-smacker. You don't even need to be up close anymore.
Always take your ho's out for dessert. Regular evaluation is one of the main methods of guaranteeing consistent product placement and achieving higher standards in quality.
Freedom of organisation can lead to contradictory practises for your ho's. Imagine your ho's joining a woman's lib organisation. There is a chance that might infect the whole stable and lead to mass desertion. Equally, on the same topic, allowing one of your ho's to join the police force can lead to severe bouts of rectal pain during vacations in governmental facilities. It is also non-beneficial for the stable.
Originally posted by shavixmirCribs, would you even bail this guy out of jail?
Hydraulics are always important.
Just get hold of Binford's new hydraulic pimp stick 1200, with automated ho-smacker. You don't even need to be up close anymore.
Always take your ho's out for dessert. Regular evaluation is one of the main methods of guaranteeing consistent product placement and achieving higher standards in quality.
Freedom of o ...[text shortened]... ctal pain during vacations in governmental facilities. It is also non-beneficial for the stable.
Originally posted by Cribswhat do you do if your "ho" doesn't care that you don't take her to dairy queen? What if she's going to take herself there withe the 4 benjamines she's skimming off the top? If it were to get out to the rest of your 'stable' that they can get away with this then you'll be out of the pimpin business in no time. What further control would you keep over your "ho's" and is it always short of smaking them "where it won't show"?
Week 1 Pimpin' Study be on yo' Rep
Listen up, suckaz, I'm a take you to school wit
some lessons I got planned out fo' all you who
wanna grow up to be just like me, a postulatin'
pimp wit a propensity fo' prosperin'!
Dis first ...[text shortened]... in a stable.
Next week's topic: Spittin' Wisdom
Cribs
edit please feel free to ignore these questions as they bring a level of unnecessary seriousness to an otherwise fun thread. I just still have the realities of prostitution fresh in mind after the 'legalisation thread'