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The ho's should no longer tolerate the exploitation of their labor at the hands of the robber baron Cribs. They should rise up, throw off their chains, and directly control the means of their own labor. The ho's need to organize and form an anarcho-syndicalist stable, free from hierarchical exploitation. It is the labor of the ho's that generate all the wealth for the stable. Cribs does no productive labor, he is a parasite. Rise up, ho's, get off your backs, sweep out the rotting corpse of Cribs' capitalistic exploitation, and usher in the new stable where the ho's will directly manage their own affairs and equally share in the bounty of their labor. Solidarity, ho's!

*now we all burst into a spontaneous rendition of The Internationale

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Originally posted by rwingett
The ho's should no longer tolerate the exploitation of their labor at the hands of the robber baron Cribs. They should rise up, throw off their chains, and directly control the means of their own labor. The ho's need to organize and form an anarcho-syndicalist stable, free from hierarchical exploitation. It is the labor of the ho's that generate all the ...[text shortened]... olidarity, ho's!

*now we all burst into a spontaneous rendition of The Internationale
Cribs, do you want to cut him or do you want me to cut him?

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He's from Detroit, so he should know he could get a slap for that!

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Mr Cribs,

I am from the United Association of Working Girls, Local #69.
We have been contacted by one of your employee's, and would like to set up a meeting to talk about working conditions.
They have expressed to us they would like to enter into a vote to unionize.

Sincerely,
Fred Harman

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Originally posted by rapalla7
Mr Cribs,

I am from the United Association of Working Girls, Local #69.
We have been contacted by one of your employee's, and would like to set up a meeting to talk about working conditions.
They have expressed to us they would like to enter into a vote to unionize.

Sincerely,
Fred Harman
No, you're wrong! The girls don't want a collaborationist union. Capital and labor have nothing in common. They don't want to lessen their exploitation by some miniscule amount, they want to overthrow Cribs' whole system of exploitation and wage slavery. They want to form an anarcho-syndicalist, collectivist stable.

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Originally posted by rwingett
No, you're wrong! The girls don't want a collaborationist union. Capital and labor have nothing in common. They don't want to lessen their exploitation by some miniscule amount, they want to overthrow Cribs' whole system of exploitatio ...[text shortened]... y. They want to form an anarcho-syndicalist, collectivist stable.
They need no shirt tale johny come lately scam! Last time I checked when the anarcho-syndicalists sat down, even the Christian Labor Union moved two chairs down.
They need leadership, they need job security, they need a fair days pay for a fair days work. We offer health insurance and dental, pension, anuity, vacation fund, education and plenty of hands on training. Also we carry the clout to do away with these mamby pamby "right to work" states.

Sincerely,

Fred Hardman
BA, United Association of Working Girls, Local #69

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Originally posted by rapalla7
Mr Cribs,

I am from the United Association of Working Girls, Local #69.
We have been contacted by one of your employee's, and would like to set up a meeting to talk about working conditions.
They have expressed to us they would like to enter into a vote to unionize.

Sincerely,
Fred Harman
Which one of my ho's wuz it? It look like I'm gonna be
a lil' short-staffed tonight, till I find me anotha, cuz that
one ain't even get to work fo' dis good pimpin' no mo'.
Tha game already be hard enough, so I ain't got time
fo' no mo' problems like no unions or nothin'.

You want a meetin' wit me? Fool please! I'll let one
of my secretaries meet wit you though. She'll give you a
20 minute meetin' fo' one crisp Benjamin. If you ain't
like dat, go tell tha UAWG to stay offa my block.

Warmin' up my backhand,
Cribs

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Originally posted by rwingett
The ho's should no longer tolerate the exploitation of their labor at the hands of the robber baron Cribs. They should rise up, throw off their chains, and directly control the means of their own labor. The ho's need to organize and form an anarcho-syndicalist stable, free from hierarchical exploitation. It is the labor of the ho's that generate all the ...[text shortened]... olidarity, ho's!

*now we all burst into a spontaneous rendition of The Internationale
What you talkin' 'bout, RWillis?

My ho's ain't be in no chains. They can get out tha
stable any time they want. Ho's be wit me cuz they
want to. You know why? Cuz I'm tha flyest pimp in
town! You should see some of tha otha suckaz 'round
here who think they can pimp, but they ain't even know
tha first thing about it. Ho's rekonize that they need
real pimpin' to make any money at all in this game.
Without me, if they can even get any money in tha
first place, they ain't gonna know how to manage it,
probably spendin' it all at DQ when they need to be
savin' it up fo' tha future.

You say I ain't do no productive labor. So what? You
ever made any money off a good investment, like real
estate or tha stock market? If you did, it's cuz you wuz
wise and invested yo' money well - it don't matter if
you sat up in yo' crib chillin' while tha money grew. Same
wit me. I be investin' my time into growin' a profitable stable,
so why shouldn't I make money while I'm chillin' in tha crib too?

RWillis you be tha pimpin' eqivalent of a college freshman goin'
out to protest tha war. Yo' ideas 'bout tha game be naive cuz
you ain't yet got tha experience to unnerstand tha real world.
Keep readin' my lessons, know what I'm sayin', think freely,
and maybe you can start up yo' own stable one day.

You already got tha fly red suit, but you gonna need a lot mo', fo' sho'.

Cribs

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Cribs, you aint nothin but a poser dog......you act and talk like a pimp, then when something intellectual comes up, all the fo sho's and nah means go away...pick one and stick with it

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Originally posted by Alpha10
Cribs, you aint nothin but a poser dog......you act and talk like a pimp, then when something intellectual comes up, all the fo sho's and nah means go away...pick one and stick with it
Fool, I done explained this 'bout a dozen times already, but
since you new up in here, I'm a spit it one mo' time so you
can rekonize what I'm all about. Dis smooth pimp talk
you be readin' right now, it's comin' straight from tha heart.
Now when you see me writin' propa, spellin' my words right
and shizzle, it's only cuz I be makin' my best effort at
bein' unnerstood. And why I gotta do that? Cuz my
ideas be so deep and complex, I gotta be writin' as clear
as possible so even tha most simple-minded of suckaz get
a chance to see what I'm sayin', know what I'm sayin'?

Tha most intellectual pimp on tha block,
.......tha most pimpinest intellectual on tha block,
Cribs

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Originally posted by Cribs
Fool, I done explained this 'bout a dozen times already, but
since you new up in here, I'm a spit it one mo' time so you
can rekonize what I'm all about. Dis smooth pimp talk
you be readin' right now, it's comin' straight from tha ...[text shortened]... lock,
.......tha most pimpinest intellectual on tha block,
Cribs
Thumps fist with cribs... Crosses arms..... Tilts head.

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Edit! Makes 'gas face' as I's check fo errahs!

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I wish I spoke jive. 😞

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Originally posted by rapalla7
I wish I spoke jive. 😞
Perhaps that will be Cribs week two lesson.... study up on week one, I've given a satisfactory grade... study up, live it, learn it.

Out ya'll!

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Cribs, does your green and gold attire mean you're planning to make a visit to Australia? as far as i can make out, there doesn't seem to be much of a pimp scene here, even in King's Cross in Sydney or St Kilda in Melbourne. it's all virgin territory, so to speak. in fact, i don't think i've ever even seen a pimp, except on American TV...

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Originally posted by dfm65
Cribs, does your green and gold attire mean you're planning to make a visit to Australia? as far as i can make out, there doesn't seem to be much of a pimp scene here, even in King's Cross in Sydney or St Kilda in Melbourne. it's all virgin territory, so to speak. in fact, i don't think i've ever even seen a pimp, except on American TV...
Most of us be scared of gators, know what I'm sayin'. They wanna be gettin'
revenge on us cuz we always be wearin' gator-skinned shoes, so you ain't
never gonna catch us in tha outback. Steve Erwin be about tha only Australian
pimp I know, always rollin' wit tha same one ho he got. Yo, keep followin'
tha lessons and maybe you can start up tha scene. Imagine the flow you
could bring in if you wuz tha only game in town!

Shoutin' out to tha Southern Hem,
Cribs