Hey, Russia, Eruzione shoots, he scoooooores!!!
Hey, Hitler, take your "they're landing in the Calais" prediction and shove it up your a--
Happy July 4, England.
I'll take some freedom fries with my hot dog and some apple pie for dessert, thank you.
Hey, France, how's that Louisiana purchase deal workin' out for ya?
Oh, look, it's a beefed up Lance Armstrong riding right past ya.
Russia again, next time a guy named Seward knocks on your door looking to buy something, pretend you're not home, 'kay?
Okay, I'm ready for USA-free August.