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Who would win in a fistfight?

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George W Bush or John Kerry?
Donald Rumsfeld or Saddam Hussein?
Mohatmos Ghandi or Nelson Mandela?
Larry King or Ted Koppel?
Mike Wallace or Andy Rooney?
Venus Williams or Serena Williams?
Michael Jackson or Elizabeth Taylor?

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It's close but I think Jacko could squeek out a TKO against Liz.

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Originally posted by darvlay
George W Bush or John Kerry?
Donald Rumsfeld or Saddam Hussein?
Mohatmos Ghandi or Nelson Mandela?
Larry King or Ted Koppel?
Mike Wallace or Andy Rooney?
Venus Williams or Serena Williams?
Michael Jackson or Elizabeth Taylor?
Don't know, probably Kerry
Don't know
Don't know, but I can't really see Gandhi beating anyone in a fistfight
Don't know
Mike Wallace - Rooney is such a whiney testosterone challenged individual
Don't know
Elizabeth Taylor - All she'd have to do to Jackson is look at him and he'd fall apart

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Originally posted by darvlay
George W Bush or John Kerry?
Bush, did you see Kerry throw out that pitch at a Red sox game, it was embarrassing.

Donald Rumsfeld or Saddam Hussein?
I'd take Rumsfeld, but that is only a gut feeling.

Mohatmos Ghandi or Nelson Mandela?
Mandela, same reasoning.

Larry King or Ted Koppel?
Larry has had too many heart surguries, wouldn't last long

Mike Wallace or Andy Rooney?
I think both would have heart attacks before any damage was done. So maybe a defensive strategy would win.

Venus Williams or Serena Williams?
Venus is bigger, and you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they hit.

Michael Jackson or Elizabeth Taylor?
Elizabeth is more man than he will ever be.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's close but I think Jacko could squeek out a TKO against Liz.
Nope. All Liz needs is one clear shot at Jacko's "nose" and he is a goner.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Nope. All Liz needs is one clear shot at Jacko's "nose" and he is a goner.

or a fan heater, he would just melt.

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Originally posted by lausey

or a fan heater, he would just melt.
Michal Jackson would win because he is bad, dangerous, off the wall and invincible.😀

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Kerry - height and reach advantage
Hussein - size and killer instinct advantage
Mandela without a doubt..in fact he really did box in his younger days
don't know who Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace or Andy Rooney are
Serena , she's a bit smaller but has more power , speed and killer instinct
Taylor in her prime, but now she's far too old and ill, so Jackson on points

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