Hitler will provide us all with shovel ready jobs, get the economy moving, and give us a one world order where everyone thinks the same, thus ending all world conflict. He will also give us a socialism that Bernie would salivate over.
However, Satan will give us all the illegal drugs and porn and abortions and kind of deviant sex we desire.
I'd vote for Hitler.
Satan is pure evil.
Hitler was a great man with a great plan, a plan for a new world order in which Europeans (AKA the White Race, not just Germans) would rule the world in perpetuity.
It's just a shame he had that unfortunate crazy let's kill the jews/eastern europeans thing, I'm sure they would have been happy allies in his plan since they're white too.
Seriously, can you picture a world run by Africans? Or Mexicans?
What do you think it would be like?