A fruit cake is basically fruit, nuts and flour formed into a bread-like loaf. Beside being delicious and filling, it's probably the healthiest sweet treat you can eat. You can even top it with ice cream or chocolate for an even more amazing experience. So why are the poor, innocent fruit cakes getting so much bad press?
06 Dec 19
@bunnyknight saidFruit cakes are so delicious they lead to obesity which burdens the health care system. Obesity also a factor of missed work (which burdens co-workers) and decrease productivity (decreasing our tax base). People love them so much they drive long distances to get them. The increased traffic causes global warming and inconveniences everyone on the road. As a result, I'd argue that we should all hate fruit cakes.
A fruit cake is basically fruit, nuts and flour formed into a bread-like loaf. Beside being delicious and filling, it's probably the healthiest sweet treat you can eat. You can even top it with ice cream or chocolate for an even more amazing experience. So why are the poor, innocent fruit cakes getting so much bad press?
06 Dec 19
@bunnyknight saidSome fruitcakes have been preserved and regifted so many times they're old enough to collect Social Security.
A fruit cake is basically fruit, nuts and flour formed into a bread-like loaf. Beside being delicious and filling, it's probably the healthiest sweet treat you can eat. You can even top it with ice cream or chocolate for an even more amazing experience. So why are the poor, innocent fruit cakes getting so much bad press?
06 Dec 19
@handyandy saidSo fruit cakes are literally the gift that keeps on giving.
Some fruitcakes have been preserved and regifted so many times they're old enough to collect Social Security.
06 Dec 19
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@handyandy saidOk, who is the wise guy that sends all the fruitcakes to Washington DC?
Some fruitcakes have been preserved and regifted so many times they're old enough to collect Social Security.
Stop it!
06 Dec 19
@bunnyknight saidI'm pretty sure that fruits, nuts and flowers are the key elements of the hippie movement and not cake ingredients.
A fruit cake is basically fruit, nuts and flour formed into a bread-like loaf. Beside being delicious and filling, it's probably the healthiest sweet treat you can eat. You can even top it with ice cream or chocolate for an even more amazing experience. So why are the poor, innocent fruit cakes getting so much bad press?
08 Dec 19
@earl-of-trumps saidDon't forget flakes. Ca= Granola land
Blame California, the land of the Fruits and Nuts
