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Why are there elephant people?

Why are there elephant people?

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Why the hell do we have to put up with them?
Coming over here, swinging their trunks around and flapping their big bloody ears!

They don’t work! So they obviously suck the tax-payers teet. And yet, they’re not required to join the army and are even exempt from going to prison.

How’s it bloody possible that these parasites can come to our country, shag our women and sell all those bloody drugs??

They don’t bother to learn our language and they defecate in our parks!

This has to be stopped!

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Get drunk and paint them pink.
Problem over.

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Why can't you see the elephants in the forest?
- they're wearing camouflage suits...

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@pawnpaw said
Why can't you see the elephants in the forest?
- they're wearing camouflage suits...
How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge

footprints in the butter

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What’s the difference between an elephant and a box of eggs?


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I hope you never get sent shopping then.

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@shavixmir said
Why the hell do we have to put up with them?
Coming over here, swinging their trunks around and flapping their big bloody ears!

They don’t work! So they obviously suck the tax-payers teet. And yet, they’re not required to join the army and are even exempt from going to prison.

How’s it bloody possible that these parasites can come to our country, shag our women and s ...[text shortened]...
They don’t bother to learn our language and they defecate in our parks!

This has to be stopped!
If it costs more money to find them, arrest them, arraign them, try them, pay for legal counsel and translators for them, detain them until they can be deported, pay for appeals and re-trials, all the while feeding them — than it does to ignore them, then why not employ them in the circus and get them paying taxes into the national pension scheme?

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@shavixmir said
Why the hell do we have to put up with them?
Coming over here, swinging their trunks around and flapping their big bloody ears!

They don’t work! So they obviously suck the tax-payers teet. And yet, they’re not required to join the army and are even exempt from going to prison.

How’s it bloody possible that these parasites can come to our country, shag our women and s ...[text shortened]...
They don’t bother to learn our language and they defecate in our parks!

This has to be stopped!
And yet, they’re not required to join the army and are even exempt from going to prison.

I'm not sure what country you occupy shav, but I'm guessing it's somewhere in Europe. 2 - 4 years required military service + remove the prison exemption, and the problem will solve itself in very short order. 🙂