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Why dont we bomb New Zealand

Why dont we bomb New Zealand

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Originally posted by Nbomber
They are called [b]intercontinental ballistic missiles for a reason, and, like others have said, you would be wasting a lot of money, both in the missiles and in the lost profits from the 100 millions sheep melted by the explosions.[/b]
Only about 40 million. I don't think 'melted' would be quite the right word - the shockwave would simply tear most of them apart, along with me, of course, and the rest would get radiation poisoning.

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Bomb New Zealand...
Dont slander the all blacks

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Dont slander ICBMS either...
They are as forgiving as SCORPIA

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Originally posted by JGCXELITE
Bomb New Zealand...
Dont slander the all blacks
Oh God I hope it's not another retard who is going to make New Zealand look bad.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Oh God I hope it's not another retard who is going to make New Zealand look bad.
No worries there Gav. you're managing to achieve that all on your own.

skeeter

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Only about 40 million. I don't think 'melted' would be quite the right word - the shockwave would simply tear most of them apart, along with me, of course, and the rest would get radiation poisoning.
I meant melted by flash burns from the 5 megaton warheads.

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Originally posted by Nbomber
I meant melted by flash burns from the [b]5 megaton warheads.[/b]
it wouldn't work. nz (especially palmerston north) is about to enter the rainy season, where nothing burns

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Originally posted by xcomradex
it wouldn't work. nz (especially palmerston north) is about to enter the rainy season, where nothing burns
We never specified the date, and I meant flash burns, those caused by the intensity of the flash of electromagnetic waves from the explosion of the bomb. They would sear the sheep instantly, before the rain could affect it at all.

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Originally posted by Nbomber
We never specified the date, and I meant [b]flash burns, those caused by the intensity of the flash of electromagnetic waves from the explosion of the bomb. They would sear the sheep instantly, before the rain could affect it at all.[/b]
I think you're under estimating the exceptional insulating properties of the sheeps wool.

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Originally posted by Nbomber
We never specified the date, and I meant [b]flash burns, those caused by the intensity of the flash of electromagnetic waves from the explosion of the bomb. They would sear the sheep instantly, before the rain could affect it at all.[/b]
Surely anything that is in the direct path of the electromagnetic / radiation pulse would also be in the direct path of the shockwave too?

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Originally posted by Wajoma
I think you're under estimating the exceptional insulating properties of the sheeps wool.
Exactly what is being used to fertilise the sheep's grazing areas has been under wraps for years.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Exactly what is being used to fertilise the sheep's grazing areas has been under wraps for years.
Agent Orange. It was made in Taranaki, about 3 hours drive from here. Sheep that can survive Agent Orange and cockroaches will be the only things to survive the nuclear halocaust.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Agent Orange. It was made in Taranaki, about 3 hours drive from here. Sheep that can survive Agent Orange and cockroaches will be the only things to survive the nuclear halocaust.
Sheep-shagging being a desperate human attempt to join the survivors?

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Because all of the windmills would blow it right back at us...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Sheep-shagging being a desperate human attempt to join the survivors?
Yeah but we've got some maghty fine looking sheep eh.