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Why is Bush coming to Ottawa?

Why is Bush coming to Ottawa?

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I work in security division for Industry Canada and i just cannot believe why Canada would spend millions on security to bring Bush along to talk about matters.. Now all the roads are blocked off closed and i cant even get home for the whole week! What am i supposed to do walk? wtf? Why cant our Prime minister just go to the states and meet Bush? Nobody would know who our Prime minister is anyways... It would sure cost alot less! Now i have to worry about people damaging windows and clogging firewalls. Downtown Ottawa will be chaos! Why are they creating all this hype? Why cant they just go in the prairies?

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Originally posted by Jamie Lyonnais
I work in security division for Industry Canada and i just cannot believe why Canada would spend millions on security to bring Bush along to talk about matters.. Now all the roads are blocked off closed and i cant even get home for the whole week! What am i supposed to do walk? wtf? Why cant our Prime minister just go to the states and meet Bush? Nobo ...[text shortened]... ttawa will be chaos! Why are they creating all this hype? Why cant they just go in the prairies?
1. He's avoiding the coming draft.

2. Looking to buy some low priced meds.

3. One final recon of your countryside before the invasion begins.

4. Got confused and decided to head NORTH for the winter.

5. Launching his "Make Canada a Red State!" campaign.

Ok, seriously, I'm out of ideas and I have no idea why Bush is heading to Canada. Sorry about the mayhem.

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Originally posted by Jamie Lyonnais
I work in security division for Industry Canada and i just cannot believe why Canada would spend millions on security to bring Bush along to talk about matters.. Now all the roads are blocked off closed and i cant even get home for the whole week! What am i supposed to do walk? wtf? Why cant our Prime minister just go to the states and meet Bush? Nobo ...[text shortened]... ttawa will be chaos! Why are they creating all this hype? Why cant they just go in the prairies?
I heard he's coming to sample our choice weed. S'fine, as long as he doesn't talk my ear off while he's got the thing lit in his hands.

Downtown Ottawa closed off? Where will all the homeless sleep? The Corel Centre perhaps? It's not being used at the moment. How's the weather out there anyway?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I heard he's coming to sample our choice weed. S'fine, as long as he doesn't talk my ear off while he's got the thing lit in his hands.

Downtown Ottawa closed off? Where will all the homeless sleep? The Corel Centre perhaps? It's not being used at the moment. How's the weather out there anyway?
Probably going up there to clean that s*ithole up.

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Originally posted by Jamie Lyonnais
I work in security division for Industry Canada and i just cannot believe why Canada would spend millions on security to bring Bush along to talk about matters.. Now all the roads are blocked off closed and i cant even get home for t ...[text shortened]... hey creating all this hype? Why cant they just go in the prairies?
The Clinton Library.

Why did he agree to praise Clinton and give a twenty minute speech?

In spite of losing all the institutions to the commies, he can still show civility. Sooner or later people will notice and say -- "You know. He isn't at all what the media says about him."

Maybe. Hell, I don't know. I think that you shouldn't believe all the hate you are fed.


<edit> And further, I really think that he sees the big picture. When the old worn out commies are finally laid to rest, the US and Canada have always been and will always be strong partners and friends. That is worth traveling for.

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Originally posted by Jamie Lyonnais
I work in security division for Industry Canada and i just cannot believe why Canada would spend millions on security to bring Bush along to talk about matters.. Now all the roads are blocked off closed and i cant even get home for the whole week! What am i supposed to do walk? wtf? Why cant our Prime minister just go to the states and meet Bush? Nobo ...[text shortened]... ttawa will be chaos! Why are they creating all this hype? Why cant they just go in the prairies?
He's coming to spread wisdom.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
He's coming to spread wisdom.
To go see the future players of the NHL.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Probably going up there to clean that s*ithole up.
I think it is disrepectful to imply George W Bush would come in handy as a wad of toilet paper.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Probably going up there to clean that s*ithole up.
At last! A job George is qualified for!
When he gets there give him a mop and a bucket.

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Originally posted by steerpike
I think it is disrepectful to imply George W Bush would come in handy as a wad of toilet paper.
Definitely disrespectful to the toilet paper.
That should be phrased "handy as a wad of USED toilet paper".

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Originally posted by slimjim
Probably going up there to clean that s*ithole up.
Am I dreaming or did some cou rouge from Old El Paso call Canada a sh*thole? That's the funniest joke I've heard all day.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Am I dreaming or did some cou rouge from Old El Paso call Canada a sh*thole? That's the funniest joke I've heard all day.
Consider the source.

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Well he's on Canadian soil now. I hear he's planning on staying for a few weeks. Could be months if he enoys his stay. Maybe building a ranch there also. There's even a rumor about him running for Prime Minister after his second term is complete as president.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/bush.canada.ap/index.html

Yeah, I'm just kidding...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Am I dreaming or did some cou rouge from Old El Paso call Canada a sh*thole? That's the funniest joke I've heard all day.
I've been to both places. Have you? Ottawa is a s*ithole.