Woman marries bridge

http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent? 😠

Originally posted by whodey
http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent? 😠

I predict troubled waters.

If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...

Originally posted by whodey
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This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent? 😠

YOu are right there, the outrage is that the Bridge evidently had no say in this. We should stand up for the rights of inanimate co-citizens!

Originally posted by Kewpie
If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...

What if the bridge needs repairs? If it does, I'm guessing that it is not covered under her medical insurance.

Why is the bridge not covered by her medical insurance? It's because law makers are bridgeaphobes.

Sickening.

Originally posted by Kewpie
If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...

Oh dear, another bridgeaphobe.

:'(

Who's your mamma? Paula Deen?

Please grow a sense of humour.

Originally posted by whodey
Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

Presumably in such civil engineering cases it had to be a civil wedding?
(And consummated on the river bed)

bank on it

Was it a male or female bridge?

If female, I think it demeans my marriage.

Even when they get divorced the bridge will continue to support her.

Originally posted by whodey
http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent? 😠

I dated a bridge one time. The relationship fell apart when she complained to her friends that I walked all over her and they recommended that she break up. She literally collapsed and a marriage was never to be. I am still sad about the whole thing.

and still no snark about the security travelling over troubled water.........