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  1. 09 Jul '13 18:56
    http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

    Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

    This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent?
  2. 10 Jul '13 06:33
    Originally posted by whodey
    http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

    Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

    This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent?
    I predict troubled waters.
  3. Subscriber Kewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
    10 Jul '13 10:21
    If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...
  4. Subscriber Ponderable
    chemist
    10 Jul '13 11:56
    Originally posted by whodey
    ...
    This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent?
    YOu are right there, the outrage is that the Bridge evidently had no say in this. We should stand up for the rights of inanimate co-citizens!
  5. 10 Jul '13 13:04
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...
    What if the bridge needs repairs? If it does, I'm guessing that it is not covered under her medical insurance.

    Why is the bridge not covered by her medical insurance? It's because law makers are bridgeaphobes.

    Sickening.
  6. 10 Jul '13 13:06
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    If you're a bungling wannabe artist, there's no such thing as bad publicity ...
    Oh dear, another bridgeaphobe.

    :'(

    Who's your mamma? Paula Deen?
  7. 10 Jul '13 13:18
    Please grow a sense of humour.
  8. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    12 Jul '13 23:20
    Originally posted by whodey
    Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

    Presumably in such civil engineering cases it had to be a civil wedding?
    (And consummated on the river bed)
  9. Standard member apathist
    looking for loot
    13 Jul '13 20:05
    bank on it
  10. 13 Jul '13 21:05
    Was it a male or female bridge?

    If female, I think it demeans my marriage.
  11. Subscriber Wajoma
    Die Cheeseburger
    13 Jul '13 23:20
    Even when they get divorced the bridge will continue to support her.
  12. 14 Jul '13 11:17
    Originally posted by whodey
    http://main.aol.com/2013/07/03/Jodi-rose-Australian-arti_n_3545991.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

    Apparently an Australian by the name of Jodi Rose has married a 600 year old bridge in France.

    This is an outrage! How can a bridge give its consent?
    I dated a bridge one time. The relationship fell apart when she complained to her friends that I walked all over her and they recommended that she break up. She literally collapsed and a marriage was never to be. I am still sad about the whole thing.
  13. Subscriber kmax87
    You've got Kevin
    14 Jul '13 14:08
    and still no snark about the security travelling over troubled water.........