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...to tape a condom to my door and put a sign saying 'Viva il Papa!' underneath?

Whether I do this this evening is strictly based on the response I get here.

EDIT The idea is a dig at Ratzinger's thesis that prophylactics hurt the battle against AIDS by encouraging people to have sex more freely, a claim that was refuted by experiment and by its clear purpose as a bit of anti-birth-control propaganda rather than an honest contribution to said battle. It's also meant to satirize the foolishness, in the current times, of putting some specific ideology ahead of empirical social planning as represented by birth control. This is a specific manifestation of a general tendency which irks me, and my satire would only be taking advantage of the occasion.

EDIT My neighbours are native South Korean and Chinese, and therefore unlikely to be offended.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
...to tape a condom to my door and put a sign saying 'Viva il Papa!' underneath?

Whether I do this this evening is strictly based on the response I get here.

EDIT The idea is a dig at Ratzinger's thesis that prophylactics hurt ...[text shortened]... South Korean and Chinese, and therefore unlikely to be offended.
Not at all. In fact, it would be a superb social commentary that would get you mad props from this guy. 😀

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Originally posted by darvlay
Not at all. In fact, it would be a superb social commentary that get you mad props from this guy. 😀
The second sentence in my post was my first bald-faced RHP lie since telling Ivanhoe I was Kribz, because my door's been flying the Durex flag since before I made that post 😀.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
The second sentence in my post was my first bald-faced RHP lie since telling Ivanhoe I was Kribz, because my door's been flying the Durex flag since before I made that post 😀.
LOL. Props, RC.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
...to tape a condom to my door and put a sign saying 'Viva il Papa!' underneath?

Whether I do this this evening is strictly based on the response I get here.

EDIT The idea is a dig at Ratzinger's thesis that prophylactics hurt the battle against AIDS by encouraging people to have sex more freely, a claim that was refuted by experiment and by it ...[text shortened]...
EDIT My neighbours are native South Korean and Chinese, and therefore unlikely to be offended.
Provided the condom is used first, I have no objection.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Provided the condom is used first, I have no objection.
That was unfortunately more than I could arrange today 🙁. I did get props from Darvlay though; surely that counts for something?

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I'll give you half a prop because it's unused. To better demonstrate your point it should be used by example.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
...to tape a condom to my door and put a sign saying 'Viva il Papa!' underneath?

Whether I do this this evening is strictly based on the response I get here.

EDIT The idea is a dig at Ratzinger's thesis that prophylactics hurt the battle against AIDS by encouraging people to have sex more freely, a claim that was refuted by experiment and by it ...[text shortened]...
EDIT My neighbours are native South Korean and Chinese, and therefore unlikely to be offended.
If condoms encourage people to have sex, perhaps you ought tape a slew of condoms to your door, or, better yet, begin distributing them directly to co-eds.

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Originally posted by bbarr
If condoms encourage people to have sex, perhaps you ought tape a slew of condoms to your door, or, better yet, begin distributing them directly to co-eds.
Do you mean placing pie in front of you does not make it more likely you will take a bite?

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Originally posted by Coletti
Do you mean placing pie in front of you does not make it more likely you will take a bite?
It depends on how, ahem, tasty the pie appears.

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Originally posted by Coletti
Do you mean placing pie in front of you does not make it more likely you will take a bite?
Would hiding the pie make people want it less?

Unfortunately we're not talking about pie, we're talking about a biological/physical need to have sex. Folks are gonna do it whether they have condoms or not. So why not give them condoms?

Seems rather practical to me.

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Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're making future plans to engage in the activity.
Do you understand me?
People are still having sex.
Lust keeps on lurking.
Nothing makes them stop.
This aids things not working.
People are still having sex.
It's been going on for quite awhile.
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It hasn't gone out of style.
It's a fact that people are still having sex.
It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects.
The evidence is all around.
That everyone in every town has had it one time, or another in their life.
At this very moment people are still having sex.
In a downtown condo, or street in the projects.
Although you can't see them or hear their breathing sounds.
Someone in this world is having sex right now.
People are still having sex! (x4)
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
People are still having sex.
Lust keeps on lurking.
Nothing makes them stop.
This aids things not working.
People are still having sex.
It's been going on for quite awhile.
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It hasn't gone out of style.
People are still having sex (x4)
Sex!

lyrics by Latour

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It kinda depends on how the people acquire the condom. If it is given to them, they are encouraged not to let it go to waste. If they buy it, they probally are going to have sex whether its available or not.

Also, whats wrong with having sex? Where do you think babies come from, storks.... it may be hard to believe, but i bet Pope Benedict XVI's parents fornicated too. If they would have used a condom, we probally wouldn't have such an ugly pope, making the world a better place.

Oh, Oh! new headline for Trojan Condoms! Our condoms make the world a better place!

**Stands by to be excommunicated. Wouldn't matter though, i don't believe in God.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're ...[text shortened]... able.
It hasn't gone out of style.
People are still having sex (x4)
Sex!

lyrics by Latour
Well sung. 🙂

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Have you noticed, that people are still having sex?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them.
But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're ...[text shortened]... able.
It hasn't gone out of style.
People are still having sex (x4)
Sex!

lyrics by Latour
For some reason I hear Gene Wilder singing this as Willy Wonka . You know that - "There's no earthly way of knowing , where on earth it is we're going..." that he sings going through that psychadelic tunnel .

Anyway , RC gets a rec for hanging out the raincoat !

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