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Yo mamma!

Yo mamma!

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yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he don't have to kiss her goodbye...

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Yo Mamma smacked the doctor when she saw you.

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Yo mama got a stank booty. I can smell it from here.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yo Mamma smacked the doctor when she saw you.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.

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Good thing yo mama can only count to three, cuz
that's how many teeth she got.

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Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.

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Originally posted by rapalla7
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo' Mamma fell out the Ugly Tree, and hit every branch coming down!

Yo' Mamma so ugly, the doctor didn't know what end to slap!

Yo' Mamma so stinky, Weathermen track her location and give reports on wind direction.

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Originally posted by Cribs
Good thing yo mama can only count to three, cuz
that's how many teeth she got.
Yo' Mamma can't count to three!

Yo' Mamma counts to two, When she eats Whappas at Mickey D's.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

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Yo mama so fat, when she go doo-doo it don't
even fit in tha bowl.

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your mama so fat she went bungi jumping and went straight to hell

your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

your mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale

your mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper

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Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows

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Who's Mamma? You guys need to target someone... Or I be cold dis-smack all ya'll suckahs!

Yo' mammas' mammas so old she thinks sliced bread for rich people only!

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I hope a few people post here... I got lots to say about any mamma....... anytime.

If this moves to general forums... I did it.....

Yo' Mammma! (nuf said)

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your mama so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out