Yo mamma!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

your mama so fat she put on a red dress and kids started calling her Kool aid

your mama so fat she put on a malcome X t shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

I am going to bed.......

Originally posted by rapalla7
I am going to bed.......

you mama and I are out too what time you want me to bring her back

Yo mammy so ugly that if I had a dog with a face like her's, I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards.

Yo mama so ugly, Russ banned her after she put her real picture in her profile.

Yo baby's so ugly they gave it to Ivanhoe to raise and kept the afterbirth.

Yo' Mamma was on a date with shavixmir... and someone asked if they was twins.

P-

Yo mama's so stupid she was staring at the orange juice carton for an hour because it said concentrate.

Originally posted by Cribs
Yo mama so ugly, Russ banned her after she put her real picture in her profile.

Yo mama so fat, she got on tha internet and tha whole thing crashed.

Yo' Mamma made yo' car a low-rider.... when she got in it!

Yo mama is so full of it, she can stand flat footed in her combat boots, fill a dump truck and still have enough to meet the needs of her family!