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If you're on welfare......you may be a democrat.
On foodstamps?....you may be a democrat.
Section 8 Housing? You may be a democrat.
Got an Obama cell phone? You may be a democrat.
Got kids entitled to free breakfast and lunch at school? You may be a democrat.
Been unemployed and sucking off the public teet all your life?
You may be a democrat.
A minority (about to become the majority thanks to a certain party) ...you maaaaay beeeeee a democrat.
Don't like America, christians, or the establishment but sure the hell wouldn't want to live anyplace else not western/white/christian because secretly you know it would suck?
You may be a democrat.


Originally posted by KilgoreTrout15
If you're on welfare......you may be a democrat.
On foodstamps?....you may be a democrat.
Section 8 Housing? You may be a democrat.
Got an Obama cell phone? You may be a democrat.
Got kids entitled to free breakfast and lunch at school? You may be a democrat.
Been unemployed and sucking off the public teet all your life?
You may be a democrat. ...[text shortened]... not western/white/christian because secretly you know it would suck?
You may be a democrat.
Hey, whoa, there, hoss. Let's not be offending anyone's delicate nature, ok? Let's just make sure we're paying our fair share so that more people can benefit from our taxes and hard work.


Originally posted by KilgoreTrout15
If you're on welfare......you may be a democrat.
On foodstamps?....you may be a democrat.
Section 8 Housing? You may be a democrat.
Got an Obama cell phone? You may be a democrat.
Got kids entitled to free breakfast and lunch at school? You may be a democrat.
Been unemployed and sucking off the public teet all your life?
You may be a democrat. ...[text shortened]... not western/white/christian because secretly you know it would suck?
You may be a democrat.
Data shows that Democrates are more likely to be college educated than members of the GOP. College grads tend to earn far more money than those with just a high school diploma or a degree from a Tech. Ed. program.

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Originally posted by Phranny
Data shows that Democrates are more likely to be college educated than members of the GOP. College grads tend to earn far more money than those with just a high school diploma or a degree from a Tech. Ed. program.
Yeah but the GOP has rich parents so they make more money than the educated people.

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Originally posted by Phranny
Data shows that Democrates are more likely to be college educated than members of the GOP. College grads tend to earn far more money than those with just a high school diploma or a degree from a Tech. Ed. program.
Data also shows that the aforementioned groups are close to 100% democrat so cram it with that "we went to UC Berkeley and are liberal" noise.
Colleges have been breeding grounds for leftist anti-American propaganda since the 70's, it's no suprise they turn out democrats.
Funny how a lot of them turn into republicans later in life, after they WORK for 20 or 30 years.


Originally posted by KilgoreTrout15
If you're on welfare......you may be a democrat.
On foodstamps?....you may be a democrat.
Section 8 Housing? You may be a democrat.
Got an Obama cell phone? You may be a democrat.
Got kids entitled to free breakfast and lunch at school? You may be a democrat.
Been unemployed and sucking off the public teet all your life?
You may be a democrat. ...[text shortened]... not western/white/christian because secretly you know it would suck?
You may be a democrat.
Yeah, I bet you're a winner.

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Originally posted by KilgoreTrout15
Data also shows that the aforementioned groups are close to 100% democrat so cram it with that "we went to UC Berkeley and are liberal" noise.
Colleges have been breeding grounds for leftist anti-American propaganda since the 70's, it's no suprise they turn out democrats.
Funny how a lot of them turn into republicans later in life, after they WORK for 20 or 30 years.
Oh, you mean like ill Gates and Warren Bufffet, both liberals.

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Originally posted by Phranny
Oh, you mean like ill Gates and Warren Bufffet, both liberals.
Warren Buffett can give his wealth away any time he wants. Name me some liberal projects that have been a success.


Originally posted by sasquatch672
Warren Buffett can give his wealth away any time he wants. Name me some liberal projects that have been a success.
What's a "liberal project"?

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Originally posted by Phranny
Data shows that Democrates are more likely to be college educated than members of the GOP. College grads tend to earn far more money than those with just a high school diploma or a degree from a Tech. Ed. program.
Most of them go to school on government loans that they don't pay back.

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